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Hey y'all! What's shakin? Not too much here. School started about a month ago. woohooo....its boring i'm ready for summer already. but im a senior woohoo!!!! I'm stoked. wel lschool is boring, things with Brett are ok...jsut tryin to get used to seein each other once a week instead of every other day. its tuff but itll be fine. well i dont feel like typing much...check out what ive written. leave me a comment! I'll attempt to return teh favor! much love ! *Jess*

ps...hey J! I'm enforcing my new name lol

         "Semi-Useless Rules and Hints for Survival"  by Kyla and Jessica

~...~-things that have happened to Jess
*...*-things that have happned to Kyla
#...#-things that have happened to both
+...+-things that didnt happen to either, but still good advice haha

+Don't crap in your locker+
~If youre gonna name a Build a Bear bear after your boyfriend, dont tell your little brother~
*If youre gonna cheat on a Spanish test, dont get caught and lie to your parents about it*
~If youre gonna lie about hitting a tree with your car, make sure you remove all the bark from your hubcap and fender areas.~
#If youre friends running at you and youre gonna catch them, make sure youre not staning in mud. youre gonna fall and land on your ass if you are#
~Don't get hickeys. Your mom will find out some how that you made a foundation run at 2:30 am.~
+Don't fall asleep while you're driving. youll end up wrecking your car/truck+ (Brett)
+Don't answer your dad if he asks you "Do I look stupid?"+
~Don't let kyla set the alarm on your phone and then take it to school the next day! It WILL go off in class~
~Don't just wing it while parking your car. youll prolly hit something.~
~If youre gonna drive at 90 mph down the gravel road out by your house, dont let your dad catch you.~
+Dont go 95 mph in a 45 mph zone. youll get pulled over+
~Dont fall down the stairs. It hurts~
*Dont let your 6th grade band director find out how "in love" with him you are. it will haunt you later!!*
~Don't drop a wakeboard on your toe. it reeeeaalllly hurts!~
~If youre gonna drive like a pyscho maniac on the 4-wheeler, hold on tight and dont run over your foot!~
*If your riding the waveraider behind Jessica, hold on tight! Shell throw you off!*
#If youre gonna talk shit on someone, make sure theyre not around to here you#
~Dont get yourself in situations that end up making you look like a slut (even tho youre not!!!). the whole town will find out in 48 hours.~
~Dont dirty dance with a guy youre not dating if you have a boyfriend. it pisses kyla off!!!~
*If youre gonna flirt with a guy, make sure you can talk right*
+Dont try to fly. It doesnt work+
~Don't break curfew. I doesnt go over well with ma and pa!~
~Dont pull all-nighters before finals. it screws with your thought processing!~
~If you're not allowed to cuss, then dont do it while talking to your mom in the phone. She gets reeeeaaallly pissed off!  ~
~Dont snow wrestle with someone who's bigger than you. youll end up getting snowcovered on every part of your body!~
~If you're wearing your man's letter jacket, dont lose the pins on the letter...it sucks when his family asks about them~
*Dont peek in your dads employees' house window...lets just say they might be doing something you dont wanna see!!! then theyll name you window peeker!*
~Don't back into Kyla's Jeep!~
*Dont park behind Jess! She'll hit your Jeep!*
*Don't take a huge drink of your cappiccino. It burns your tongue!!*
*Don't step on soft slick pillows. You'll trip and break your pinkie toe!! ouch!*
~Don't walk in the door after your boyfriend's prom not wearing your dress, but a pair of his shorts and his shirt. your mom gets really accusational!!! grrrrr~
+Don't talk about how hot other girls are to your girlfriend...she'll get really really really pissed and wont talk to you for the rest of the night at least (Brett!!!)+
*Don't hold your dog upside down. its just mean!!!*
~Don't wait till the last minute to do your 5 page research paper.Mom gets pissy with you.~
*Don't do flips on the trampoline. You might land wrong and break your toe!*
+Don't say Jess is cute when she's mad...ooooh not good. She'll kill ya!+
+Don't drop your phone in the toilet. it might not work right again+
~Dont even suggest that youre mouthing off to your dad. He'll prolly yell at you and tell you to watch your tone with him...~
  I will add more later! i have more i just cant rememebr them and im too lazy to read the list. plus, we're both pretty goofy, so the list wil grow! And check back at the end of each week. ill try to add some each weekend.





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