Hmm I guess I should fill this out since I'm happy enough here to stick around... I never know what to say about myself...
For the poems you'll find here though... they ALL rhyme... deal with it. That being said... they dooo rhyme pretty well. I always try to spin out poems that are more narratives than descriptions... If I try and sit there and write a little sketch of an event, it will almost always inflate into a narrative with a beginning, middle, and end.... it means my poems can be long. If you're reading that right now and clicking away to some other page because of that... you're an ADD jerk.
I write about dark and strange things for the most part... with some dark horror stories in there too. I try not to tread too often into stories that have been done to death without having either a really strong approach to a predictable story or some kind of twist on it... Oh and some of my poems are extremely intense and/or disgusting ... be prepared.
If you're looking for the infamously bleak and gross poem about the plumber with obsessive compulsive disorder you'll have to PM me for the link.
Also as a note for people adding me to their favorites... I don't put out poems with any regularity... I'm trying to write shorter things in general, which means I may be quicker in the future... but no promises!
As for me... I dunno, if you're really that interested you can always PM me or email or whatever. Enjoy
My girlfriend runs a blog where she catalogs some of the ridiculous things I say and posts them out of context. Some of them really are quite funny. She's adorable, go give her some hits :
here
I also have a blog of my own, which is mostly a place for me to regularly post my rants on movies, books, and video games. New posts every monday and thursday...
The Redding Mineshaft
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Ace's Version
*A buzzkill who wouldn't put out and her dumb motorcycle riding boyfriend were speeding, over 90 mph on the road..*
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared, and what I say goes because I'm a girl!
Guy: No, this is fun.... I'm emotionless and cannot express that any way other than simply stating that you are wrong and that this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Girls do everything slowly, and any type of speed is scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me... because it's fun to play chicken with your heart.
Girl: Fine, I love you, I'm easy like that. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.... and you owe me sexual favors.
*Girl hugs him.. and owes him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me and HOLY SHIT OUR BRAKES AREN'T WORKING!
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed because of break failure. Two people were on it, and neither survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know, thinking maybe he could surprise her and push her off, and she would lighten the load. She also tried to shove him off the motorcycle, and both fell off in the scuffle. The motorcycle coasted to a stop and gingerly tipped over going 2 mph, both of the awful people were killed.
If you greatly prefer this version of the story to the one you see posted on so many pages ...then post this on your page asap!!
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Wow I'm really racking up the stupid green trophies huh... I suck at contests on this site.
Enjoy
For the poems you'll find here though... they ALL rhyme... deal with it. That being said... they dooo rhyme pretty well. I always try to spin out poems that are more narratives than descriptions... If I try and sit there and write a little sketch of an event, it will almost always inflate into a narrative with a beginning, middle, and end.... it means my poems can be long. If you're reading that right now and clicking away to some other page because of that... you're an ADD jerk.
I write about dark and strange things for the most part... with some dark horror stories in there too. I try not to tread too often into stories that have been done to death without having either a really strong approach to a predictable story or some kind of twist on it... Oh and some of my poems are extremely intense and/or disgusting ... be prepared.
If you're looking for the infamously bleak and gross poem about the plumber with obsessive compulsive disorder you'll have to PM me for the link.
Also as a note for people adding me to their favorites... I don't put out poems with any regularity... I'm trying to write shorter things in general, which means I may be quicker in the future... but no promises!
As for me... I dunno, if you're really that interested you can always PM me or email or whatever. Enjoy
My girlfriend runs a blog where she catalogs some of the ridiculous things I say and posts them out of context. Some of them really are quite funny. She's adorable, go give her some hits :
here
I also have a blog of my own, which is mostly a place for me to regularly post my rants on movies, books, and video games. New posts every monday and thursday...
The Redding Mineshaft
******************************************************************************************************
Ace's Version
*A buzzkill who wouldn't put out and her dumb motorcycle riding boyfriend were speeding, over 90 mph on the road..*
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared, and what I say goes because I'm a girl!
Guy: No, this is fun.... I'm emotionless and cannot express that any way other than simply stating that you are wrong and that this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Girls do everything slowly, and any type of speed is scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me... because it's fun to play chicken with your heart.
Girl: Fine, I love you, I'm easy like that. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.... and you owe me sexual favors.
*Girl hugs him.. and owes him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me and HOLY SHIT OUR BRAKES AREN'T WORKING!
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed because of break failure. Two people were on it, and neither survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know, thinking maybe he could surprise her and push her off, and she would lighten the load. She also tried to shove him off the motorcycle, and both fell off in the scuffle. The motorcycle coasted to a stop and gingerly tipped over going 2 mph, both of the awful people were killed.
If you greatly prefer this version of the story to the one you see posted on so many pages ...then post this on your page asap!!
***
Wow I'm really racking up the stupid green trophies huh... I suck at contests on this site.
Enjoy
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- I'm a lapisLazuli dream poet for 339 comments.
- My mood is , and quote is "Illuminated by imagination and shadowed by disgust.".
- I am a 21 year old guy (Canada)
- When I'm not writing, I'm a Student.
- Visit my homepage at kevinoutofcontext.wordpress.com
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- I have 339 comments, 4 contests
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Tattoos are but purchased scars...
And lost amongst the pubs and bars
You'll find a run down tatoo place -
Staring at the wooden ceiling
There's that odd and nagging feeling
That something odd is watching me -
I'm playing hide and seek with God
He hasn't found me yet...
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At this point, she's not aware,
She's in a sniper's scope... -
The weather man was always smart,
He chose the perfect skill... -
The ghosts, they keep me sane at night.
The cold and restless dead. -
I saw it move, behind my eye,
Inside the pupil's wall...
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autumnspirit on November 23hi just want to say that iv been reading a few of your poems and they are fantastic! i am going to have fun reading through all that you have posted, they have suckerd me in!! lol happy writting, you have an amazing talent! (from a mear novice!)
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riley on August 10I've been wondering for a while now if I was wasting my time by staying on AP since most of my friends on here don't post any more and the poetry content has gone rather downhill. But I'm glad now that I've stuck around, you've got some real skill.
By the way, I commend you on your Life as a Game contest. It's an original and intriguing contest, I'm going to have to think up a worthy poem for it. -
XXVampireeyesXX on July 20lol you dont suck... Ap has become a Myspace recently
I know how it feels... -
ArchOblivion : Hello Ace on February 15Well, well, well, Mr. Ace, we meet again. Heh, I took your advice and moved into AP. Pretty nice flat is you ask me. Now i can finally be updated on your poems again and have people actually read mine. It beats checking in at the dead zone over on deviantart. Unfortunatley now, seeing all your statistics on this here pad, I can never catch up to you xD
Keep on impressin!
-Auds.
