I'm not really 18, I'm 16 and I'm fed up of being discriminated from swear words.
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It's not Paranoia... they're really after you.
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"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair." - Douglas Adams.
WELCOME to my Dump. It's an interesting Dump, but I'm afraid it's still a Dump nonetheless. Ok, so I'll tell you a little about me then.
Sometimes I wonder,
Whether the world is after me,
That everything created,
Is just one big conspiracy.
"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife." - Douglas Adams.
I'm just one person trying to live in an imprefect world. To explain everything about myself would take too long, but basically I'm a person who finds everything around me intruiging. I love learning, and I like to indulge in artistic pastimes occasionally, for example poetry and drawing. I'm often described as weird, but that's because where-ever I go I don't fit in... I'm just different. Used to affect me a lot, but I'm not so bothered now.
So what do I like doing? Yeah I often draw and sketch, sometimes using the computer to aid me in colouring etc. I love to write, especially stories, but poetry's very fun too. As I said before I enjoy learning, often done by reading. I like to read fiction, but I sometimes read about science and learn about physics. I'm a fan of politics - I spend time looking up history and watching the news. Of course I also like the average things like fims, TV etc, but I won't go into that. Oh yeah, and one of my favourite hobbies is computers, I like programming and stuff like that especially web design. Call me sad, go on, call me a geek... but I honestly don't care, I've been through so much of that in this damned world.
"The end is the beginning of all things, Suppressed and hidden, Awaiting to be released through the rhythm Of pain and pleasure."
*Donnie Darko Rocks!*
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." - Douglas Adams.
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//Favourite quotes//
"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."
"It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
"Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead."
"Nothing is to be feared but fear."
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."
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//Life ambitions//
No order:
1) Buy a kiln.
2) Kick a leprechaun over some rugby posts.
3) Dominate the world.
4) Put everyone I don't like in cages surrounded by small monkeys with sharp sticks.
5) Sit on a swivel chair and propell myself down some stairs.
6) Steal the "D" from the "Hollywood" sign and nail it to my house.
7) Construct a life size model of George Bush out of pretzels.
8) Beat God at chess.
9) Buy a chicken coop.
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//Literate hates//
1) I hate it when people spell their elipses wrong! It's "..." not ".." or ".............."!
2) I despise the poets who get their "Theres, Theirs and they'res" mixed up. It's really not that hard to get right!
3) Similary, "Ares and ours" really aren't hard to master, especially if you're a poet.
4) People who don't put spaces after their commas: "hi,how are you,fine thanks", Arrrrggghhh!
5) Or people who put no commas or fullstops at all! I don't like reading text blocks!
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//The cage idea//
Under the suggestion of Barbie, I'm attempting to elaborate on my cage idea.
I'm toying the paradox of having one giant cage inside several other cages, and inside the final one is all of the seperate cages in which my most hated fester. Oh yeah, and the monkeys are there too. Just haven't got my head around how to feed them yet.
!!! I need funding for my World Domination attempt! Please leave a comment if you have a couple of million to spare !!!
If anyone wants to join me on my attempt to take over the world please say so, the more the merrier. However, if you annoy me the cages are wating...
New update on the cages, we're going to use a furnace and make the metal heat conductors... just because we're sadists. Probably be a temperature control somewhere in there... I'm not sure if it'll go down though, probably just up.
More to come on this soon... still pondering over it.
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//Poets in on the world domination idea//
Crowfoot (me)(Joint Team commander)
Barbie (Joint team commander)
Thornbleeds (Offical Helper)
Aevil-Faerie (Offical Monkey and chicken trainer)
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It's not Paranoia... they're really after you.
--------------------------------------------------------
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair." - Douglas Adams.
WELCOME to my Dump. It's an interesting Dump, but I'm afraid it's still a Dump nonetheless. Ok, so I'll tell you a little about me then.
Sometimes I wonder,
Whether the world is after me,
That everything created,
Is just one big conspiracy.
"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife." - Douglas Adams.
I'm just one person trying to live in an imprefect world. To explain everything about myself would take too long, but basically I'm a person who finds everything around me intruiging. I love learning, and I like to indulge in artistic pastimes occasionally, for example poetry and drawing. I'm often described as weird, but that's because where-ever I go I don't fit in... I'm just different. Used to affect me a lot, but I'm not so bothered now.
So what do I like doing? Yeah I often draw and sketch, sometimes using the computer to aid me in colouring etc. I love to write, especially stories, but poetry's very fun too. As I said before I enjoy learning, often done by reading. I like to read fiction, but I sometimes read about science and learn about physics. I'm a fan of politics - I spend time looking up history and watching the news. Of course I also like the average things like fims, TV etc, but I won't go into that. Oh yeah, and one of my favourite hobbies is computers, I like programming and stuff like that especially web design. Call me sad, go on, call me a geek... but I honestly don't care, I've been through so much of that in this damned world.
"The end is the beginning of all things, Suppressed and hidden, Awaiting to be released through the rhythm Of pain and pleasure."
*Donnie Darko Rocks!*
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." - Douglas Adams.
------------
//Favourite quotes//
"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."
"It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
"Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead."
"Nothing is to be feared but fear."
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."
------------
//Life ambitions//
No order:
1) Buy a kiln.
2) Kick a leprechaun over some rugby posts.
3) Dominate the world.
4) Put everyone I don't like in cages surrounded by small monkeys with sharp sticks.
5) Sit on a swivel chair and propell myself down some stairs.
6) Steal the "D" from the "Hollywood" sign and nail it to my house.
7) Construct a life size model of George Bush out of pretzels.
8) Beat God at chess.
9) Buy a chicken coop.
-------------
//Literate hates//
1) I hate it when people spell their elipses wrong! It's "..." not ".." or ".............."!
2) I despise the poets who get their "Theres, Theirs and they'res" mixed up. It's really not that hard to get right!
3) Similary, "Ares and ours" really aren't hard to master, especially if you're a poet.
4) People who don't put spaces after their commas: "hi,how are you,fine thanks", Arrrrggghhh!
5) Or people who put no commas or fullstops at all! I don't like reading text blocks!
--------------
//The cage idea//
Under the suggestion of Barbie, I'm attempting to elaborate on my cage idea.
I'm toying the paradox of having one giant cage inside several other cages, and inside the final one is all of the seperate cages in which my most hated fester. Oh yeah, and the monkeys are there too. Just haven't got my head around how to feed them yet.
!!! I need funding for my World Domination attempt! Please leave a comment if you have a couple of million to spare !!!
If anyone wants to join me on my attempt to take over the world please say so, the more the merrier. However, if you annoy me the cages are wating...
New update on the cages, we're going to use a furnace and make the metal heat conductors... just because we're sadists. Probably be a temperature control somewhere in there... I'm not sure if it'll go down though, probably just up.
More to come on this soon... still pondering over it.
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//Poets in on the world domination idea//
Crowfoot (me)(Joint Team commander)
Barbie (Joint team commander)
Thornbleeds (Offical Helper)
Aevil-Faerie (Offical Monkey and chicken trainer)
- Last seen on Nov 16 2:43 AM 2006. Member since June 1, 2004.
- I'm a lapisLazuli dream poet for 360 comments.
- My mood is , and quote is "Nothing you can't spell will ever work".
- I am a 18 year old guy (England)
- When I'm not writing, I'm a Student who wants it to remain that way.
- Visit my homepage at underconstruction.com
- I have 360 comments, 2 contests
My Poetry
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In his mind another storm rages,
And lightening cracks one more joke, -
Unearthly reach
Ending in darkness -
Sip. Swill. Swallow.
The wine of the ignorant tastes sweet
My Stories
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Community. Now there was a deceitful word, if any. By uttering this word you are not only lying to yourself, but also being hypocritical. Essal knew better than to attach herse458 lines, 2 comments, September 3, 2004. In <200 lines
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The thick bodied security guard at the door took a brief glace at the presented papers and gestured for Damon to enter. The door was strong and heavy, no doubt resistant to bul
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Feep /adj/ (Feeped) The situation in which one expects to pass wind but instead excretes in their underwear.70 lines, 19 comments, July 23, 2004. In <200 lines, Humor
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donnz : swear on November 15, 2008I'm an old f**t / curmudgeon sounds better.
I drop stuff, I spit & spout s**t / cuss
is better.
Why would you want to swear?
It doesn't impress anyone / actually, it labels one, as no class, uneducated and lacking in the grasping of the english language.
Next I'll be hearing you want to get a tattoo because all the older kids have one. lol -
Henshu on April 10, 2005Hey Crowfoot, have you fallen into an endless abiss somewhere?
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Doctor Suicide on March 15, 2005hello
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Seven Kinky on September 19, 2004GAH!! Runs around in trapezoids
