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HEY YOU! YA YOU! NO NOT YOU THAT OTHER PERSON! YES THAT PERSON! HAY HAY HAY HAY HAY HAY! I HAVE A QUESTION! IT"S REALLY.......PAY ATTENTION! I HAVE AN OUTRAGOUSLY IMORTANT QUESTION TO ASK YOU!!!! PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PSL PLS PLS PLS PLS PAY ATTENTION!!! HERE IT GOES!!!! DO YOU LIKE TACOS????? GOOD I'M GLAD YOU DID IF YOU AWNSERD YES! IF YOu DIDN'T THEN......................................................................................................................OK!!!! Hey...I am a teenage girl (obviously). I like writing poety. I can't spell worh a crap. I'm not emo/bi/lesbian/goth/preppy/jock/geek/band nerd/stupid/loser/follower/retarded/or have low selfasteem problems *NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH ANY OF THOSE THINGS*, although mt friends say I'm retarded..... I am myself, there isn t really any way to descibe me other than random!!"Peace in the world is peace in your heart.

~~EVERYTHING FROM THIS POINT ON IS CUT AND PASTED WITH HEART~~

If we do not have peace, the world will fall apart"
"If you'd walk 5,000 miles to spend 5 minutes with someone who you love, put this in your profile."


.*.♥.*.♥~A true friend can see the suffering in your eyes, while everyone else can just see the smile on your face~♥~


*A guy gave his girlfriend a bouquet of roses; 11 real and 1 fake, he gave them to her and said " I will love you until the last one dies".... that is what I want to happen to me......*

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You Asked me What was wrong and I said nothing... Then I turned round and whispered: EVERYTHING!!!

Even though you can't see him, he is there..If you believe in God put this in your profile!


A baby cries for its first and last time when its aborted.
You can deny it, but its true
A baby is a living thing

REPOST THIS IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG!!

REMEMBER, ITS A BABY, NOT A CHOICE!
Just remember there are little one's out here that people beg for and cant carry,cant have or just something goes wrong after the birth...Don't have a abortion if anything adopt out...There's somebody out there who wants a baby so bad and cant!!DON'T ABUSE; ADOPT!!!


"A shot to kill the pain
A pill to drain the shame
A purge to stop the gain
A cut to break the vein
A smoke to ease the crave
A drink to win the game
An addictions an addiction
Because it always hurts the same"
~Author Unknown~

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IF YOU ARE EMO OR SUPPORT EMOS, PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE.
Please, leave my name, i worked hard on this.


RULES:

1. Put your iPod on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the "next" button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

-IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY? I feel fine~~~~Beatles

-WHAT WOULD DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? Brighter~~~~~Paramore

-WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Fall for you~~~~Secondhand Serenade

-HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Theses Four walls~~~~Miley Cyrus

-WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Somewhere over the Rainbow~~~Israel Kamakawiwo'ole

-WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Lions Roar~~~The Hush Sound

-WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Since U been Gone~~~~~~Kelly Clarkson

-WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Goodbye~~~~~~~Miley Cyrus

-HOW IS YOUR LOVE LIFE? Forever~~~~~Chris Brown

-WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Everything Back But you~~~~~~Avril Lavigne

-WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOURSELF? Fearless~~~~~Taylor Swift

-WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Goody, Like Two Shoes~~~~~Matchbook Romance

-WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Can't buy me love~~~~The Beatles

-WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Runaway~~~~~~Avril Lavigne

-WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Wine Red~~~~~~THe Hush Sound

-WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS? Misery Business~~~~~~~~Paramore *JKJKJK MOM AND DAD*

-WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Kill Caustic~~~~~~AFI

-WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Sweet Tangerine~~~~~~~~The Hush Sound

-WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Glamorous~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Fergie

-WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Umbrella~~~~~~~~Rihanna

-WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? Shut Up and Let Me Go~~~~~~~The Ting Tings

-WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Teardrops on my gutair~~~~~~~~~~Taylor Swift

-WHAT SONG WILL BE THE SUBJECT WHEN YOU REPOST? Shake it~~~~~~~~~Metro Station


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A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road...
-Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
-Guy: No, this is fun.
-Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
-Guy: Then tell me you love me.
-Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
-Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
-Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.


(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page asap!!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there
are concerned with being popular and fitting in.
If you're part of the five percent who aren't,
copy this, put it in your profile,
and add your name to the list.

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If you love me, will you catch me when I fall?
If I died, would you be with me every step of the way?
If I tried to commit suicide, would you be there with me and promise that you will never leave me?
If I felt like *bunny*, would you tell me that it will all be ok?
When it stars to rain, would you hold me close and tell me that you never want to leave this place?
Would you whisper in my ear messages of love every time I cried?
Would you put all over your internet sites "I love this person"?
If I went away, would you try and get in touch?
Would you hold my hand every time we went for a walk?
If I broke a bone in my body, would you be there for me while I got better?
If my last words were "I love you forever", would you then hold my hand and say "I love you to"?

If true love means this to you...paste this on your profile

If weird is good, strange is bad,
and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.
Weird is the same as different,
which is the same as unique,
than weird is good.
If you are weird and proud of it,
copy this onto your profile!

That One Person

There is always gonna be
That one person that no matter
What they do or what they say
or how many times they may hurt you
You just can't let them go because
They just mean so much to you

If you have ever loved someone so
much, then put this on you page in
memory of them


IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE A PHOBIA OF ALL BUGS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuol't blveiee taht I cluod aulactly uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rsceearch at Cmabridge Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs, cpoy and ptsae tihs itno yuor pofir

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever ran into a clear door like those birds in that window cleaning comercial, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile


Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.

* If you are an obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
* If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
* If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
* If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want; stay on the line while we trace your call.
* If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mother ship.
* If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
* If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
* If you are dyslexic, press 969696961001
* If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
* If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
* If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
* If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep. Or after the beep. Or before the beep. Please wait for the beep.
* If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
* If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are far too busy to talk to you.

I want this Guy..

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful
no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything
so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her
when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.

"A bunny, her eyes are taped wide open, and a stinging liquid (Laundry Detergent), is slowly dripped into her open eyes. The test was/is done to see how much laundry detergent is needed, before the animal goes blind, or her eyes are completely burned out. The test showed: Laundry detergent is damaging when splashed into eyes. Really? No way!"
ANIMAL TESTING IS SO WRONG!!!!

~A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S GO AGAIN..LET'S GO AGAIN!!!!!!!!"

.*.♥.*.♥~A true friend can see the suffering in your eyes, while everyone else can just see the smile on your face~♥~

98% of Teens don't believe in God, if your one of the 2% that does;
put this on your page.

FRIENDS: FAKE OR REAL????

FAKE FRIENDS: try to make you do something you don't want to
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you don't have regrets
FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: would sit next to you saying "Dang.... we screwed up... but that crap was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: are the reasons you never have food
FAKE FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep you stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowds but that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: walk right in and scream " Hey!! I'M HOME!!"
FAKE FRIENDS: are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: will take your drink away when they think you've had enough
REAL FRIENDS:will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that you know we don't waste nothin!
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you
REAL FRIENDS: will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back

i am in the army of the dorks! we stick together always and forever. if you are a dork post this on your page and join our little army.

*A guy gave his girlfriend a bouquet of roses; 11 real and 1 fake, he gave them to her and said " I will love you until the last one dies".... that is what I want to happen to me......*

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80% of Americans say "I LOVE YOU".

20% actually mean it.

If you honestly are in the 20%, paste this into your profile
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♥_♥_♥___♥_♥_ Put this
♥___♥_♥___♥ heart
_♥___♥___♥_ on your
__♥_____♥__ page if
___♥___♥___ you love
____♥_♥____ someone
_____♥_____ very much


Ways to Annoy Others

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.*I have cause I am BATMAN*

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage".

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public
consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and
then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce
that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch
paper,99 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog".

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather
conditions "to keep them tuned up".

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your
"astronaut training".