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PEOPLE SUCK!!!!!!!!!

(coffee) rules

Ummmm.......I didn't say anything. No, I'm fine......YEAH. Okay

......So I'm evil. What about it?

hehehehehe....



Keep watching, I just might go ballistic any second now.

--Whatever--

...I am so good to my audience.

Eh.




I don't care what you think of me. If you think I'm some hateful, rebellious, cynical, sarcastic, chick. Guess what? You're probably right.
Blades aren't just an obsession. They're an extension of my soul. Feel my wrath, know my dagger. Hate me if you want, it's so much easier.
I'm maybe two steps away from a total bloodlust killing; a thoroughly grotesque rampage. Of which; most people believe I am capable of. Which, I AM capable of. Don't believe it? See for yourself.
"Pain is Subjective, but Self-Affliction is Beautiful." Can you say, MASOCHIST????


I love my music, sharp objects, blades, Anarchy and the Underground Movement, coffee and etc. Many things; many obsessions. I'm not what you think I am; I'm never in the same mood. I seldom behave the same way. I'm a very complex and individualistic person. It's maybe the one thing I'm absolutely happy about. People can judge me all they like; I find it fascinating watching subnormals run themselves in circles trying to diagnose my illness and catalogue my personality.

Keep your own attitude in check and don't worry about mine.

Unscripted, Impromptu. With an unfortunate problem with pyrokinesis, believe it or not. Dark and visciously morbid. I like to exploit private society; I make myself the Outsider, I live to shock people, make them neurotic, and taint perfectly pure souls. Lol, in that aspect I am Teacher, I am Mentor, and I'm fairly good at it. If I have a light side, it probably comes out when I'm half asleep. I can't stand stereotypical and superficial people and I hate hypocrisy. And so-called..."Men of God" who make the whole concept laughable and even less believable. Which makes for an interesting show; I always wish their fellow church-goers could see them for the way they are; their Pastors and Preachers, especially...

Hand me the American Flag, and expect me to salute it; it's like giving me a tank of gasoline while I've got the burning matches. A tank of gasoline and a flask of Brandy. Don't think I'll stop there, either.

Don't like my views? Stay away. Stay FAR away if you're not going to do anything but scream your opinion and condemn me for mine. Condemnation doesn't BEGIN to describe my plight. Doomed from Four, and maybe my fault. Also not. But partly so.
If you hate me, Good. I hate you. I TRULY hate you. Pack up your little close-minded box and RUN.

I am the Psycho behind the Smile, always and will be forever. And I am on the LOOSE!!!! Pray for your soul.

Forget mine.
It wasn't worth much, anyways.

Madness is a sad thing...

Although I've grown fond of it,like a chronic illness, it always returns.
Just when I think that I'm
'Getting a little better', it all
Escalates, and takes me all the way up to
A brand-new plane of perversion.
It puts me on higher ground--
That way, I can look down
And actually see myself in hell.




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Big Pink Dress(GUTTERMOUTH)

Howdy folks its me again got a message to convey
I'm so confused whats to lose I think I might turn gay
On the day my bitch left
She said, "Stick it in your rear"
She never thought she'd hear these words
"Ooh, your mustache is so tickly down there"
(drill my )
Oh god its tight
(drill my )
This is my first time
(drill my )
Love you - love you too
Live with bill its such a thrill
We get it on so fine
We tend our garden everyday
Sometimes in 69
Play dress up and have puppet shows
We skip and dance and sing
He's so helpful, shaves my back...
"Mark, it's my turn to wear the cowboy hat"
(its so hard)
The way he holds me
(it's so hard)
I could just die
(it's so hard)
Then we go drinking
And we start thinking
But doin it to liberace
Then we bake a quiche
We went to church he held my hand
I gazed into his eyes
He kissed my ear, I said, "oh, dear"
My shaft began to rise
He whispered, "Let's get married"
I squeaked and shouted, "Yes!"
He wore a tux, I wore a big pink dress
Suddenly our life's a mess
(drill my )
Not sure I'm right
(drill my )
What was I thinking
(drill my )
I like bull fights
(drill my )
No more knitting
(drill my )
No more skipping
I tried it once, for a whole six months
But so long moustache!

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