My
name is Renee
And Welcome To My
.Dome.
My poems are from the heart
Or just from bordom.
I Live in the Calder House Inn, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan , Canada. Beautiful place ^.^
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Notice: Did I Forget To Tell You That If You Read This All You Will Catch On Fire? Oops.
- Have A Wonderful Day -
-Renee- (ren-nay)
- Last seen on Jan 14 12:30 AM. Member since January 23, 2007.
- I'm a amber angel poet for 3 comments.
- My mood is , and quote is "Cross over and take 1 cookie".
- I am a 19 year old girl (Canada)
- When I'm not writing, I'm singing in the shower.
- I am in the groups Darkest Chicks Wanted
- I have 3 comments
My Poetry
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Skyscar on January 23, 2007Alright here's a little somthing to entertain you all bums. Enjoy.
- The Confused Shopper -
Billy was on holiday in America and didn't speak very good English. It was his last day and he was heading to the airport to fly home, but first he needed to buy a few things.
He ends up going to the store and asking the clerk for some "BUM". She sits there and thinks for awhile and then says, "Oh you must mean gum."
Then he goes to the fish store and askes if he could get some "FUCK IT". The fish man thinks and says, "Oh I get it, you must mean Bucket (bucket of fish)"
Billy shakes his head as YES.
Then he makes a trip to the pet store and says, "Could I get a cock and spank it?" The pet store owner says "Oh you must mean Cocker Spaniel."
Billy shakes his head YES.
He finally makes it to the airport where he will be catching his flight.
When he gets there he askes this guy...
"Could you hold my bum and fuck it while I get my cock and spank it"
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Ishtar on January 23, 2007Welcome to the group.
It's nice to have you.
Reni. (ren-nee) lol.
