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I am no longer in high school, and it's very scary. I dont know what to do anymore. I'm looking for a job so I can have money for college. It's really expensive, and it blows. I live with just my mom, and I'm alone a lot of the time. I'm not the most attractive guy on Earth, but I don't let that bother me. I love hanging out with my friends and doing whatever it is we like to do. Don't ask me to go bowling, I suck. I love any and all old-school video games, like Mario Bros., Tetris, and Sonic. They have came out with some pretty badass games now, but nothing can compare to those old-school games. As of July 28, I will be leaving for Basic Training in Fort Jackson, South Carolina. I will be a Private First Class in the US Army. That decision came from 4 years of being in JROTC (Junior Reserve Officer's Training Corps) at my high school before I graduated. I am extremely patriotic, if you couldn't tell. I have to say that "Blue Collar Comedy Tour" and "Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again" are two of the most hilarious movies ever made. Jeff Foxworthy is a comedic genius. Another great movie series is all of the Austin Powers movies. Mike Meyers is one of the funniest people alive. Also, there are certain people out there who are your friend or more at first, and you swear you love them and will do anything for them, but then they screw you over and say it's your fault, so be careful of them.

~~~SHOUTOUTS~~~
Kari Breedlove - We have known each other for 5, going on 6 years now. You have been there for me whenever I needed you, especially through all that bullshit with Melissa. I am eternally grateful you are in my life. I am really looking forward to our adventures in old age when we hide each other's walkers and canes. Continue to rock!!! Our new favorite saying: Fuck me!!! Awwww, fuck me sideways!!!!!!

Nina Reed - God, how long have we known each other? Too damn long to even count. We went through middle and high school together, and I'm afraid to know how my life would've turned out without you.

Jeff Schaecher - Okay, I have literally known you all my life, and we have had many times together, especially throughout all the Thanksgivings and Christmas' spent at Grandma's. Guess what? You and I are officially the black sheep of the family, so HELL YEAH!!! I'm glad we were able to overcome the situation with Melissa. By the way, I'm looking forward to my 21st birthday.

Andrew Feher - I've known you for about as long as I've known Kari, and I'm glad that she introduced us. We have spent many hours playing video games and talking about hott chicks together. Hell, we have even talked to each other about what to do with girlfriends when we didn't know what to do ourselves. As always, continue to rock!!!!!

Maggie Benson - Why do you have to live so far away? Oh well. You are one of the most interesting and hilarious people I have ever met. Plus, you are DAMN HOTT!!!! Whoever you find in life in one lucky bastard. Rock on!!!

Toshia Weese - I love our humpings!!! They are loads of fun. You have to be sure to call me the next time you have alcohol. I'll try my hardest to not grab anything.

Thats all the people I can think of right now. If I didn't put your name up, I'm sorry. Send me an email or something and I'll be sure to put your name up.

~~~BADASS BANDS~~~
Godsmack, Linkin Park, Papa Roach, 3 Doors Down, Disturbed, Rob Zombie, System of a Down, Blink-182, POD, The Offspring, Nickelback, Staind, Drowning Pool, Sum 41, Hoobastank, Yellowcard, Green Day, Good Charlotte, Cold, Evanescence, Adema, Simple Plan, Bowling for Soup, Taproot, New Found Glory, Smash Mouth, Story of the Year, Unwritten Law, LostProfits, Saliva, Smile Empty Soul, The Ataris, Alien Ant Farm, Queen, Trapt, Limp Bizket, Sevendust, Three Days Grace, Sugarcult, ACDC, Foo Fighters, The All-American Rejects, Andrew W.K., Cake, Boxcar Racer, Creed, Eve 6, Dave Matthews Band, Fuel, Goo Goo Dolls, Incubus, Jimmy Eat World, Lit, Matchbox Twenty, Mest, OPM, Ozzy Osbourne, Powerman 5000, Puddle of Mudd, Sugar Ray, Vertical Horizon, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Weird Al Yankovic, Adam Sandler, American Hi-Fi, Bloodhound Gang, Bon Jovi, Corey Taylor (by himself), Die Trying, Fastball, Harvey Danger, Kid Rock, Lenny Kravitz, Our Lady Peace, Semisonic, Stroke 9, They Might Be Giants, Trust Company, The X-Ecutioners, Switchfoot, Aerosmith, Breaking Benjamin, Crossfade

~~~FAVORITE QUOTES~~~
"Ahh, bloody hell." - Kari Breedlove
"Fuck me. Ahhh, fuck me sideways!!!" - Ryan Reynolds from Blade Trinity
"Kill you? Mother fucker, I'll kill you, I'll just enjoy it more." - Blade
"D'oh!" - Homer Simpson
"Celebrate the independence of your country by blowing up a small part of it." - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
"Me fail english? That's unpossible." - Ralph Wiggum
"My mom works at Hooters, but her dream is to go to Vegas and work at a real strip club." - Nelson Muntz
"Holy crip, he's a crapple!" - Peter Griffin
"Do I make you horny baby?" - Austin Powers
"Allow myself to introduce......myself." - Austin Powers
"I shall call him Mini Me." - Dr. Evil
"Mini me, stop humping the laser!" - Dr Evil
"I'm dead sexy!" - Fat Bastard
"I've got more chins then a chinese phone book!" - Fat Bastard
"Very tight, tight like a tiger." - Goldmember
"Git-R-Done!" - Larry the Cable Guy
"My sister is covered in moles." - Larry the Cable Guy
"They call me.....Tater Salad." - Ron White
"Here's your sign." - Bill Engvall
".....you might be a redneck."- Jeff Foxworthy
"Don't worry, she'll hold together. You here me baby, hold together." - Han Solo

~~~POETS WORTH CHECKING OUT~~~
Silverstarlight
sassy18
Lucifer420
darkpriest
GreenEyedBeauty06
LovesDeadFlame
American Cowgirl

ROCK ON AND PEACE OUT!!!!!