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The Last Guy On Earth

(((Yes that is a photo of me)))



Let me start off by saying this. I am getting really REALLY tired of being single, and even more so tired when girls keep telling me I would make a great boyfried and would make any girl happy to have me.

Stop saying that if it isn't true! Obviously it isn't since I'm single! It's like no matter what girl I ask out, I get rejected. Why? I have no idea.

I'm a nice guy, I'm carring, and would treat any girl with the up-most respect. And DO NOT say that there needs to be more guys like me because apparently being like me dosen't sem to attract any girls anyway.

Perhaps I should be an asshole and treat every girl like the dog shit under my shoe? It seems to work. All the asshole guys I know get a lot of girlfriends. Why? Mostly cause a girl can't seem to realize she's being mistreated, or they too are just in it for the sex. Even when they finally do see they are being mistreated, they don't leave him. Are they fucking retarded or something?

Sorry if this short rant blows off my whole I'm a nice guy perspective, but I am just so pissed with all of this.

The thing is, maybe the world dosen't need nice guys like me to treat girls well, because apparently, even if we make our presence known, we are suddenly invisible to everyone. Thanks a lot. Thanks for making me feel like a piece of shit when all I did was try to be nice.

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So prove me wrong. Does this world need nice guys? Guys like me that will treat their girl well with respect and care? Or am I right, you just want the bastard that really just wants to be in your pants?

I am looking for POEMS, not a paragraph with an answer. Poetically answer my question for me, or give a differnt viewpoint, or you could even agree with me. Whatever you feel to write, go for it. There are no restriction other than the ones posted below

--Girls and Guys can enter. There are no other restrictions other than that I would prefer you be at least 16 or older but I will allow younger.

--The Girls I would like them to be the ones to prove me wrong or give me insight on the topic.

--Guys, what do you think? Am I right? Am I completely wrong and a crazy? I don't know, so tell me, what do you think about it?


LAST NOTE (PLEASE READ) -- I will be extending the deadline from time to time until I see fit that there is enough entries. I am looking to make my statement well known. Do not be discouraged if the present deadline will prohibit you from entering, because most likely it will be reset to a much later time. GOOD LUCK TO ALL!

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on February 4
  • Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100
  • Final notes:
    If I had the points to give away HM's then every poem here would be on the list, guaranteed. Unfortunately I'm low on points so I had to make do with what I had.

    You ALL did an exceptional job, and let me just say, personally, I am very happy with the results and feedback I got from all of you. I lived a dark few past weeks, but I'm comming to, and all of your kind words helped me out.

    Thank you one and all!

    Dr. Cube

Contest Winners

  1. Reasons We Hide and Reasons We Wait
    by Starlight-Owl 47 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 30 8:37 PM
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Beaten Maidens
    What happened to our judgment? Personality before appearance,
    by Sorath 23 lines, 6 comments, on Jan 30 3:30 AM
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. [To Be Finished and Revised]
    Yes I will say it, We need guys like you,
    by Jessi-desensytized 71 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 29 12:51 PM
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • rocklover91
    January 29
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    Hey, are you looking for poetry or just an answer to your question???

    • Dr. Cube gold member
      January 29
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      I am looking for poetry to...poetically answer my questions, or give a different viewpoint. I'll edit to make that clear thank you.

  • Noir mariposa...x silver member
    January 29
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    Well my "higher power" Sir, person, ruler, thing, I may not be able to speak for all the girls out there, but I for one do notice the caring ones. F*@# head ones are ((well too me anyway)) A massive turn off!!
    If the girls near you are dumb enough to, you know, pretend that you're like invisble, well, they're what I said before.

    Dumb.

    I'll let the pro's handle this contest ((I'm only 15 lol)) But I do hope you'll get some entries to cheer you up!!



    ~*~* Angel *~*~


    • Dr. Cube gold member
      January 29
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      Lol, well thanks. And please enter the contest. You don't have to be a pro to say how you feel. I said how I feel and due to the obcenities used throughout, I don't think it really qualifies as professional.

      • Noir mariposa...x silver member
        January 31
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        "I said how I feel and due to the obcenities used throughout"

        Yes, we all know how you do Sir
        The entries making you feel a bit better??

        • Dr. Cube gold member
          January 31
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          They are, though I am happy to know that there are other guys out here on AP like me in the same situation. At least now I know I'm not delusional.

          • Noir mariposa...x silver member
            January 31
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            Well I could've told you weren't delusional darls

            Actually, I think I might of...
            I'm glad to see you feeling better.
            No good having a guy trying to take over the world when he's feeling down!!

            ((Altho Dark poem twin & I could fill in for you if you ever wanted us too... hehe))

            Now, a quick question, If I wanted to change my entry, could I?
            I don't think it sounds very good. It could've at least been written better

            • Dr. Cube gold member
              January 31
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              Yea...and what is "Darls"?

              And yea you can change your entry, but you'll have to message me with it's link so I can read it again.

              • Noir mariposa...x silver member
                January 31
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                "darls", its abbreviated for darling!!

                And thanks, I'll just re-read over it for now...
  • Peace and Love942
    January 29
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    hey your on the right track

    Way to go! your the first guy to realize that being an ass is not the way to stay with a grl. ill try to come up with something for ya. <3

    ~peace

    • Dr. Cube gold member
      January 29
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      I'm not the first one, there are plenty others who feel the same exact way.

  • Friday gold member
    January 29
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    Hmm...
    This is an interesting contest,
    and I certainly know what you mean,
    a lot of my friends have the same problem.
    I'll see what I can come up with

  • wanderingstarlet
    January 29
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    you should put one up of your face!!! lol. that's cool tho

  • Momentai
    January 29
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    "It seems to work. All the asshole guys I know get a lot of girlfriends. Why?" umm why would want lots of girl friends... it sounds like you are trying to find that One... but you act as if you too just want any girl friend. also i might be wrong but whos knows... maybe the girls you asked out don't feel as if they disver you. im not the best writer, this is something that i would like to enter but i don't think i can.

    • Dr. Cube gold member
      January 29
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      Not just any girlfriend and yes I know it comes off like that, mostly cause I was venting and ranting on. I just want a girl that I can admire and love for her personality and traits, and that would accept me for who I am as well.

      Also, I implore you to enter the contest, and as I usually say "Never applogize about what you write or think you are a bad writer."

  • bloved
    January 29
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    Nice Guys Finish Last [girls too]

    Sadly enough...being nice is not enough for some people

    and lets face it nowadays girls are just as bad as guys...if not worse...

    people are screwed up...but i think you'll eventually find someone who'll like you for you

    im gonna see what i can come up with for the contest

    laters




    • Dr. Cube gold member
      January 29
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      Agreed. And thank you for your intrest in entering.

  • The-Catalyst
    January 29
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    In respose to the comment by Peace and Love942, he's not the first guy to realize. He's just the first guy to have the guts to put it out there in the open.
    To the contest holder: Some of the things you've written here are awesome. I know it sounds kid of weird, but could I quote you on it?

    • Dr. Cube gold member
      January 29
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      Thanks and yea sure, what are you quoting?

      • The-Catalyst
        January 29
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        Everything from "Let me start off by saying this," to "...just wants to be in your pants".

        The whole thing really does a good job of show just how fed up all us nice guys really are. If you don't mind, I'd like to put it on my author's page(of course, citing that you said it)

        And of course, I'll try to enter the contest too.

        • Dr. Cube gold member
          January 29
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          Yes that is fine with me, I would love for this to get around. As for citing you can use both my real name (Zac Howard) and my username of Dr. Cube.

          I'm glad you enjoyed my anger rant lol.

  • Dr. Cube gold member
    January 29
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    as of now I only really know of myself and a very good friend of mine that would fit the nice guy catagory.
  • LlamaLord
    January 29
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    jeeze... this is a tough one!! but i really want to answer it... gahhh... ill have to put some thinking about it into this one
    (its hard because i kinda feel like you do... but yeah, first i have to sort out my opinion of it, then i have got to write about it poetically...)

    • Dr. Cube gold member
      January 29
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      Haha, well I am glad you are inspired by my challenge. Good luck to you. And don't worry, I will be extending the dead lines quite a bit so you will have plenty of time.
  • xTomorrowx
    January 29
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    I could probably go on for as long as you with this lol I have an awful lot I could say, I'll shorten it into poetic form and make sure to enter
    I'm also proud for someone caring enough about this to make a fuss and talk about it so openly...
    Nice contest, definitely gonna enter

    • Dr. Cube gold member
      January 30
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      I guess you could say I was carring so much about it that I wanted to say something...but I will be honest, I wsa just getting fed up with it being on my mind all the times that I ultimately wanted to know "Am I crazy, or is it like this everywhere?"

      But none the less thank you for your interest.
      • xTomorrowx
        January 30
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        You definitely aren't crazy, it is going on everywhere...
        The guys want the not nice girls, and the girls want the not nice guys, and when it comes to the exceptions, the girls like me that want a nice guy, we can't seem to find them... Because the nice guys don't seem to realise we do want them more than the pricks so they don't be themselves and we don't realise that there actually are nice guys out there, we think they're all pricks, so we take the pricks because that's all we seem to be able to find....
        If that made any sense, I think I was kind of babbling then lol

        • Dr. Cube gold member
          January 30
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          It makes sense I suppose, but I have made myself known many times and a lot of girls do think I'd make a great boyfriend. Yet none of them seem to care beyond that thought.
          • xTomorrowx
            January 31
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            Maybe they think you deserve better? Once when I was rejected I was told "I love you, but I don't deserve you, you deserve someone who loves you as much as you deserve and treats you with the respect and consideration you deserve" or something like that, pretty much telling me I deserved better than them, maybe that's what those girls were saying, one day you were gonna make a great boyfriend, to someone who loves you and deserves you....
            Or I could just be completely wrong and your whole rant was right..... I don't know...

            • Dr. Cube gold member
              January 31
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              I have not been told that but people have suggested that. If a girl did reject me for that reason and told me, I would tell them that everyone deserves their chance, regardless of if they feel they do or not. Just go for it.

              In a way, if a lot of girls really felt that way, then I would end up feeling that maybe I was just too good to be true, and that no girl could handle such a truth.

  • DancingWithDarkness
    January 30
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    you sound like you have the same problem as my friend, but i believe that your people have the best chances of finding a girl who will just 'click' with you.

    the guys who just blow girls around will never see her, but you will

    • Dr. Cube gold member
      January 30
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      That's what I'm hoping for in the long run, it's just I feel too alone now.

  • Ilma
    January 30
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    Haha, in your picture you can't see you like, at all! Though I like your hat!

    • Dr. Cube gold member
      January 30
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      Perhaps that was my intention? Lol. But thank you, I like my hat too.

  • Starlight-Owl
    January 30
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    I've got a million and one answers to your question. In fact, I answered it today for a friend of mine. Lol. If I think of anything in a poetic sense I'll run with it and be back to enter. ^.^
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