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Contest REALLY Not For The Weak: Ultra-Deluxe Suicide-Edition by Immortal Obscurity

Exactly what the title implies. This is only for those who want REAL critiques on their poetry... If you can't handle brutal honesty, then this is not, and I repeat NOT the contest for you!

I have enlisted the help of my wonderful friends, Christie and Ptolema, to assist me in judging this contest. We're sick of reading crap strewn about the site, so PLEASE don't give us your whiny, wrist-slashing emo garbage or glitter-glam trash.

 

We're looking for poetry that [is]:

 

-UNDER 20 LINES

-gritty
-dark
-will stick like a knife in the gut


We do NOT want poetry that [is]:

-cliched

-riddled with poor spelling and grammar

-over 20 lines 

-whiny, woe-is-me sob-stories

 

RULES:

 

-Spell-check is your friend. USE IT.

 

-NO CHAT-SPEAK OR TYPING LIKE AN IDIOT! [example:n3 1 wHo tYp3z lYk d15, lyk dis, or *l*i*k*e [[th/is]] WiL b d3l3+3d! 2 bad 4 u!]

 

-If your poem is amazing, I may let you go a few lines over... If not, you will be DQed immediately, no questions asked. 

 

-No glorifying self-harm, rape, or abuse of anyone/anything. 

 

-PLEASE PUT, "SUICIDE MISSION" IN YOUR ANs TO LET US KNOW YOU ACTUALLY BOTHERED TO READ THE RULES!

 

MOST IMPORTANTLY: 

 

NO WHINING OR HARASSING US IF WE DQ YOU OR LEAVE AN HONEST CRITIQUE ON YOUR POEM, OR ELSE YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM ALL FUTURE CONTESTS. BY ENTERING, YOU ARE GIVING US FULL CONSENT TO CRITIQUE YOUR POEM HOWEVER WE SEE FIT, SO PLEASE RESPECT OUR COMMENTS WITHOUT WHINING. SORE LOSERS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!


I reserve the right to add/subtract awards and points, DQ without warning anything that sucks, as well as to close the contest, should it suck. All decisions are final, so please respect them without whining! These rights are extended to Christie and Ptolema, as well as to any guest-judges who may make an appearance.

 

To those who think yourselves up to the challenge: Get ready. If you need a prompt, please ask! The picture at the top ["A Rose For The Dead Knight" by ykhimareus] is there as a guide as well, so feel free to use that if your muse needs a kickstart.

 

Good luck, lovelies!

 

♥ Laura, Christie, and Ptolema ♥ 

 

 

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on August 12
  • Rewards: Gold: 1000, Silver: 500, Bronze: 250, Honorable mention: 12 people
  • Final notes:
    Wow...

    This is one of those contests where I can honestly say I would have loved to have given most of you trophies and mean it.

    Typically, I get about six entries out of every 40 that are decent, but this finalists' list is the longest in NFTW history, as I was incredibly impressed by each of these top 15 entries. I actually shuffled them a number of times, but the top three are the ones who hit me the hardest.

    The HMs are in order, since these works are also amazing and more-than-worthy of the accolades. Well done, and thank you to all for entering.

    -Laura, Christie, and Ptolema.

Contest Winners

  1. by evidently 18 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 6 4:47 AM
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. Venomous words meander,
    across the salivating ground.
    by ShadowsMidnightRose 32 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 3 1:24 AM. In Contest, Fantasy, Dark, Life, Love, Death
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. by Fourthaxis 24 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 18 1:51 AM
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  4. Take a razor; shove its silver lashes
    into that encrusted artery -
    by Brit-Girl 23 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 28 11:59 PM. In Life, Dark, Pain, Suicide, Contest, Death, Lost in thought, Contemporary, Mes
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. by pania 33 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 6 3:54 AM. In Contest, Suicide
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. by poppa 13 lines, 17 comments, on Jul 24 12:23 AM. In Contest, Quickie, Dark
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  7. He dug in: cloves to orange,
    scraped velvet soft,
    by red 15 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 26 6:05 PM
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  8. by Midnight Raeven 35 lines, 22 comments, on Jul 25 2:00 PM. In Contest, Dark, Weird, Sad, Fantasy, Other
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  9. Golden satin painting on fake smiles
    The act of this false reverence towards my own kind
    by Lost Vampyre Angel 21 lines, 46 comments, on Jul 25 10:50 AM. In Contest
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  10. A killer walked among us;
    fractured to his core.
    by Freed by Mercy 25 lines, 15 comments, on Apr 19 12:56 AM 2007. In Society, Death
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  11. by Amaranthine Lover 24 lines, 8 comments, on May 11 8:36 PM. In Contemporary, Contest, Dark, Fantasy, Abstract, Meditative Ballad
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  12. by adsaige 52 lines, 8 comments, on Jul 24 5:55 PM. In contemporary, adult, personal, thoughts, weird, no guest
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  13. I am not the kind of girl who sits up all night and cries
    about everything that isn't fair or fucked up in my life.
    by Vaquerita 35 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 26 6:26 AM
    Honorable winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • hell to the yes sister!
  • Rotflmao

  • adsaige gold member
    July 25
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    Maybe I will enter as a vigilante!
  • Wicked, I shall enter as soon as I write an extraordinary poem. Great idea for a contest!!

  • hiraeth
    July 25
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    yessssssss! brill
    no reservations? the inner critic is already itching to go apeshit.
  • Im a bit confused... 'course thats not hard to do with me ~lol~
    the answer is probably right in front of me, but... is this only about personal suicidal incidents or can we enter about someone commiting suicide?!
    since I had a friend that did.... yeah!
    sorry for my slowness

    *HxRxG*
    • It's not necessarily about suicide... I've been running these contests for a while, and what is intended by the term 'suicide-edition', is that we are equating submitting your entry to us with suicide... As in we have free reign and will critique your entry however we see fit. You can write about actual suicide, yes, but please no whiny wrist-slashing emo stuff... Hope that clears up some of the confusion
      • oh... mmk! that makes a little bit more sense to me. lol I wasn't planning on entering any of "that", since I take the thought of suicide seriously, because I did lose a friend to it...
        hope you receive what you want with this.. good luck to judging!!
        *HxRxG*

  • zillion
    July 26
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    um...I might write something new for this. I don't like entering a poem into more than one contest.

  • Brit-Girl
    August 12
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    thanks for the HM and congrats to the winners!!

  • Freed by Mercy silver member
    August 12
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    Thanks for the HM, and for hosting this contest. Congratulations to the winners!
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