Welcome! This is my second contest and this one is gonna be happy!!!! I want you to make me laugh! Life has been wayyyyy to stressful and depressing for me lately, so I want ya'll to help cheer me up!
What to write about-
1)An ex and/or ya'lls break up (check out my poem Retarded F***head or If You Were Normal for an example.
2)Diss the opposite sex(tell me all their bad points)
3)Write about something funny happening at a wedding, funeral, family reunion, etc.
4)Blind dates
5)The stupidest present you ever received.
6)A night out on the town with some friends
7)A game of truth or dare
8)Write about meeting your favorite comedian...what did you'll do or talk about?? (Ron White, Larry the Cable Guy, Rodney Carrington, etc.) I especially like those three!
9)Or if you have an idea or a poem about something else, that you think is hilarious then go for it! Just make sure it's funny!
~Just a couple rules~
*Pre-writes allowed
*Swear all you want, I could care less
*No erotica
*Nothing sick like mutilating an animal or something...thats not funny it's just WRONG!!
*~~~~~~IT HAS TO RHYME!!!!!!!~~~~~~~
*~~~~~~IT HAS TO BE FUNNY!!!!~~~~~~~
*Its not a rule...but comment on others work would be a very nice thing to do!!!!! And if you check out some of mine I'll check out some of yours also!
Points-
1st-300 + trophy
2nd-75 + trophy
3rd-50 + trophy
* I will also have some honorable mentions....I'm not sure how many or how much they will be worth.
OK, guess thats about it...if you have any questions or comments feel free to IM me. I will comment on everyones entry's as soon as I can.
Thanks and Have Fun!!! ~Karli~
What to write about-
1)An ex and/or ya'lls break up (check out my poem Retarded F***head or If You Were Normal for an example.
2)Diss the opposite sex(tell me all their bad points)
3)Write about something funny happening at a wedding, funeral, family reunion, etc.
4)Blind dates
5)The stupidest present you ever received.
6)A night out on the town with some friends
7)A game of truth or dare
8)Write about meeting your favorite comedian...what did you'll do or talk about?? (Ron White, Larry the Cable Guy, Rodney Carrington, etc.) I especially like those three!
9)Or if you have an idea or a poem about something else, that you think is hilarious then go for it! Just make sure it's funny!
~Just a couple rules~
*Pre-writes allowed
*Swear all you want, I could care less
*No erotica
*Nothing sick like mutilating an animal or something...thats not funny it's just WRONG!!
*~~~~~~IT HAS TO RHYME!!!!!!!~~~~~~~
*~~~~~~IT HAS TO BE FUNNY!!!!~~~~~~~
*Its not a rule...but comment on others work would be a very nice thing to do!!!!! And if you check out some of mine I'll check out some of yours also!
Points-
1st-300 + trophy
2nd-75 + trophy
3rd-50 + trophy
* I will also have some honorable mentions....I'm not sure how many or how much they will be worth.
OK, guess thats about it...if you have any questions or comments feel free to IM me. I will comment on everyones entry's as soon as I can.
Thanks and Have Fun!!! ~Karli~
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on August 10, 2004
- Rewards: Gold: 300
- Final notes: Wow, this was sooooo hard to judge. I had to get my mom and one of my friends to help me with the final decision. (Thanks a lot, I really appreciate it). I just want to say that every single poem I received was AWESOME! And I cant believe all the entrys that I received...so THANKS to everone that entered. I decided to have nine honorable mentions because I just loved these poems also. So they will each receive 10 pts each.
Being a woman sucks by Cheychris
Broken Hearted Hog-Callin' Blues by galafalfa
From Krystal to Hal by krysco6907
Guys the Sequal by jamichap
Hearts by leannewales
I'm sitting here watching the goonies by twisted angel69
Kaffeine Kitty by Rodney
Sensitive man by D P Robertson
Snow White? by leannewales
I'll get the points to everyone as soon as I can, I'm kind of pressed for time tonight so probably tomorrow. Thanks again everyone!
Entries [18]
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I reach for the wand of magic
From which all problems are solvedby TheHyperOne 19 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 11 1:29 PM 2003. In Humor• Commented on by judge. -
My heart is a red velvet cushion,
where people have rested,by leannewales 10 lines, 25 comments, on Nov 8 1:22 PM 2003. In Humor• Commented on by judge. -
"Ben DeBeer, tell Bert DeBoe to run de press."by Hoosierpoet 45 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 17 9:55 PM 2004. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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I WAS BORED. MJ YOUR A FREAK!by Mana Sage 9 lines, 15 comments, on Mar 8 7:29 PM 2004. In Adult humor• Commented on by judge.
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For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your boobs.by angel of your love 61 lines, 26 comments, on Apr 14 6:41 PM 2004. In Dark• Commented on by judge. -
just don't eat
i'll pass on the meat• Commented on by judge. -
THere once was a fellow called Toad,
Whose name was part of an ode• Commented on by judge. -
You make me..feel.. happy,
And my heart's wings go flappy,by TheSmileInHerEyes 4 lines, 11 comments, on Jun 30 4:12 PM 2004. In Humor• Commented on by judge. -
The adult was the one who started
With a joke that included a person who farted• Commented on by judge. -
• Commented on by judge.
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Now I'm sitten here in prision. I know I made the right decision.• Commented on by judge.
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Is there really a point?
Is the life i live?by xlxbabygurlxlx 32 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 30 10:48 PM 2004. In Sad• Commented on by judge. -
His lap or hers
Your car or mine?• Commented on by judge. -
As I've grown older, I've found,
that my body has gotten more round.• Commented on by judge. -
I dont know why but it always seems like good things happen to me
at funerals• Commented on by judge. -
truth or dareby BubblesVEB0007 19 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 8 3:00 PM 2004. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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Wow, you sure are ugly,
That really is quite sad,• Commented on by judge.
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Comments
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uuuh have a question, i have a poem about sporks...
....lol can i enter?
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k im gonna enter anyway in if i cant keep it on just rule me out n ill take it off....
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It's cool. Go ahead and enter, looking forward to your entry!
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i dont like to ryme
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Or spell
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i fell stupid. i enterd 18 hours befor.
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oooopppppsssss. i ment i feel, not fel.
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i forgot it had to rhyme. oh wait i forgot to even read the instructions. meh
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i didn't know it had to rhyme. man. did it say it in the instructions? opps. oh well. did i make you laugh with my poem? sorry. really hyper.
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LOL. Yea....that mighta helped a lil bit. I still appreciate that you entered though. I'll have another contest soon so maybe you could check it out and enter there. Thanks again...~Karli~
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I liked your poem even though it didnt rhyme, it still made me laugh. Thanks for entering.
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