Join in the fun, life is too short not to
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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO SIT ON A BED PAN LMAO.......27 lines, 60 comments, on Jul 5 4:15 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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"House Beautiful" just like the magazine
All that cooking and cleaning26 lines, 16 comments, on Jul 5 5:28 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
TALKING TO MYSELF24 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 5 6:02 AM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor
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Sent: 02/04/2002 10:25
A Manchester Tart22 lines, 19 comments, on Jul 5 6:50 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
The doctor called..next please36 lines, 13 comments, on Jul 8 6:42 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
G eeezzzz I would like to be treated like a goddess..
O ften wondered what it would be like,to be able to impress..16 lines, 16 comments, on Jul 9 4:46 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
I thought I saw you
Heart wrenching moment15 lines, 14 comments, on Jul 10 1:30 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
The men sit there knees held tight
All staring into space, faces filled with fright22 lines, 24 comments, on Jul 10 2:20 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
The Doctor was screaming "where is she!!"
We phoned, we searched24 lines, 17 comments, on Jul 10 3:59 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
Dental floss knickers???
Whe the hell invented these17 lines, 23 comments, on Jul 11 9:58 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
I WANT MY BED
i FEEL LIKE I'M DEAD11 lines, 15 comments, on Jul 12 2:54 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Body clock is backwards??
Psychodelic nocturnal dreams3 lines, 21 comments, on Jul 13 2:55 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Digging my way with a spoon
Going to get there18 lines, 13 comments, on Jul 13 9:28 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Another Pint Please...
Whoops,Pardon,Hic,Belch...Floor..3 lines, 14 comments, on Jul 16 2:18 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Don't vote or even promote
It will only make them mad18 lines, 23 comments, on Jul 16 4:01 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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I love cooking with wine
It tastes so divine8 lines, 19 comments, on Jul 16 1:02 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
A Nurse looking for volunteers
For regular anatomy lesssons24 lines, 18 comments, on Jul 17 4:08 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Wet Sloppy Kisses
Remember teenage years -
Yellow Heads..Yuck
Blackheads to squeeze..ouch ..pain3 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 18 1:51 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
Sitting in my friends' last night
We gave her daughter and mine16 lines, 31 comments, on Jul 18 2:20 PM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor -
I got those menopause blues
Does that I can pause my man -
Pour me a "Pimms No1" Dear!
Whilst I lay down and relax here12 lines, 24 comments, on Jul 19 8:10 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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I know a Salford Lad
Who is a bit of a cad -
Quorn curry and brown rice
Belch..Burp..Fart..eew smell3 lines, 17 comments, on Jul 19 5:12 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
Want to pee stood up..
Like Men DO!!, All over the show..3 lines, 45 comments, on Jul 20 4:29 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Hurt like bloody hell...
But I was Forty!..so what!!3 lines, 24 comments, on Jul 22 12:32 PM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor -
I've got an Hour Glass figure
Without the hour19 lines, 21 comments, on Jul 27 3:05 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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Take me home for one last drink..(Adult)
by NurseChilly on 15 hours ago [print] [edit]31 lines, 21 comments, on Jul 28 2:29 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
White Rum..yummy stuff
Warms yer belly quickly2 lines, 16 comments, on Aug 2 4:09 PM 2002. In Adult humor
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Tequila rocks
Lip slammin,lemon sucking2 lines, 15 comments, on Aug 2 4:42 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
Martini..shaken..ice
Lemon slice, sip slowly2 lines, 18 comments, on Aug 2 5:13 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
Baby Oil..A Man
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Bodice ripping stuff
I,m first in the queue..move3 lines, 22 comments, on Aug 4 11:43 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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He waits for me
Thinking..hot..Full of desire -
An irritating little flea
Keeps jumping up at me -
Night shifts again
Really is a pain12 lines, 16 comments, on Aug 13 2:46 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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Relax, one more shift
One last time,daylight sleeping3 lines, 15 comments, on Aug 14 3:01 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Hot to trot today
Made me smile, sexy man2 lines, 14 comments, on Aug 17 6:33 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Got a date
With my man27 lines, 29 comments, on Aug 18 11:48 AM 2002. In Love
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Put the brakes on
Steady now -
Ever thrown all your balls
In the air14 lines, 14 comments, on Aug 21 11:38 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Coffee brewing
That java bean heaven awaits16 lines, 25 comments, on Aug 22 4:39 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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Saturday morning on Market street
Shoppers everywhere18 lines, 38 comments, on Aug 24 11:53 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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I wanna go dancing
But my feet wont touch the floor -
I only wanted a swim
Naked16 lines, 34 comments, on Aug 26 9:14 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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Just so you wouldn't think
I had left all of you9 lines, 35 comments, on Aug 27 12:14 PM 2002. In Adult humor
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I wanna make some noise
And play with all my toys9 lines, 26 comments, on Aug 28 6:04 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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I'm jumping ship
I'm bailing out -
I have a set of rusty knives
I polish em' now and again16 lines, 22 comments, on Aug 30 3:09 PM 2002. In Adult humor
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I want a burnie bottie bath
With loads of bubbles18 lines, 24 comments, on Aug 31 3:17 PM 2002. In Adult humor
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I would love to win the race
Don't want to get last place14 lines, 20 comments, on Sep 2 5:59 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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I have a nice cream jacket
It ties round the back21 lines, 24 comments, on Sep 3 11:00 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Challenge Description: Fries from Maccas: A small challenge worth small points I don't earn all that many (labourer you see). This is the challenge: I want a co45 lines, 11 comments, on Sep 4 2:31 PM 2002. In Adult humor
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The clinic is open
Line up for your jabs17 lines, 17 comments, on Sep 5 3:15 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
I picked a rose
From my garden15 lines, 15 comments, on Sep 7 9:51 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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You live upside-down
And have bobbing corks on your hat25 lines, 18 comments, on Sep 8 4:23 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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They faught like cats
Viscious, snarling vixens11 lines, 26 comments, on Sep 9 5:11 PM 2002. In Adult humor
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I would love to be a lady who lunches
You know the kind -
Take me home,
Caress my body,19 lines, 23 comments, on Sep 13 11:06 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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Hey you!!
Give me back my ball8 lines, 14 comments, on Sep 14 7:58 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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Timmy is a dog
No one can see him20 lines, 22 comments, on Sep 14 10:24 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
If I gave you a red rose,
Full and luscious,11 lines, 11 comments, on Sep 16 9:19 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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He said dive right in,
The water is fine,7 lines, 23 comments, on Sep 17 10:20 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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Luscious Lips Lurie
Was the best stripper in town23 lines, 9 comments, on Sep 19 11:42 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
We need to re-group
We need some ammunition7 lines, 7 comments, on Sep 19 12:27 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
Lock and Load
Esper's about to explode12 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 19 1:06 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
Sweet she ain't
All covered in paint17 lines, 12 comments, on Sep 19 1:31 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
It was all awash with pooh
We didn't know what to do13 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 19 1:49 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
I gotta better offer boys
Lurie showed some of her toys10 lines, 9 comments, on Sep 19 2:41 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
I have never been a lush,
So here, take a turd in the mush,11 lines, 16 comments, on Sep 19 3:09 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
I have spit on them twice
Polished and nice29 lines, 14 comments, on Sep 20 3:40 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
They were there!!
When I left on the washing line,17 lines, 21 comments, on Sep 23 4:58 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
I'd like to try a side dish,
A little bit extra,13 lines, 20 comments, on Sep 24 10:46 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Don't point that at me,
It might go off with a bang!!!3 lines, 11 comments, on Sep 25 1:56 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
An x-tra special bed bath
Lined up ready to go20 lines, 21 comments, on Sep 25 3:55 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Night shifts
Put terrible thoughts in my head26 lines, 19 comments, on Sep 26 7:16 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
I know they have to learn
I know they want a turn12 lines, 15 comments, on Sep 27 2:31 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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Oh!! Nurse, he cries,
As he un-zips his flies'21 lines, 31 comments, on Sep 27 5:23 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Gone fishing, Catch me'
Hooked on your rod and line, -
He asked his Nurse
To be healed17 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 1 10:49 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Don't buy me chocolates
Or even flowers14 lines, 26 comments, on Oct 3 2:33 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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Open wide he says with an evil grin
Oh My!!! Is that the needle you're sticking in?15 lines, 19 comments, on Oct 3 10:42 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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Perfect Timing
36 lines, 22 comments, on Oct 8 3:09 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
What's that damn feckin noise!!!
Don't they know people21 lines, 13 comments, on Oct 8 9:39 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Number one, drink too much coffee
Then get a few hours kip24 lines, 14 comments, on Oct 10 4:12 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
Not much to say here
Let your imagination's run riot here12 lines, 28 comments, on Oct 12 12:01 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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Do you wanna touch?
Be careful how you go!!17 lines, 17 comments, on Oct 12 2:41 AM 2002. In Love
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Here's my leave of absence, Miss!!
So a few of these classes13 lines, 25 comments, on Oct 14 1:17 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
I'm no thoroughbred
Just a filly with a mixed up head13 lines, 20 comments, on Oct 20 3:26 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
C'mon babe
OOohh please Mike14 lines, 23 comments, on Oct 20 9:50 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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Popped the cork
As soon as I got home17 lines, 22 comments, on Oct 23 11:03 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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Challenge Description: Time for another one..I want a poem about hospital patients..I' just got out of the hospital and it can be a very intersting place..Altho87 lines, 18 comments, on Oct 25 4:31 PM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor
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Do your like your brew very strong
A full flavoured drink31 lines, 22 comments, on Oct 27 12:52 PM 2002. In Adult humor
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It was an eerie place
Quiet and dimly lit35 lines, 17 comments, on Oct 28 11:31 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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A bit of spit and polish
Got my knife set out18 lines, 17 comments, on Oct 28 12:30 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
When God made man
It was only an experiment17 lines, 42 comments, on Oct 29 2:38 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Go for your guns!!
Bloody hell!! everyone ups and runs9 lines, 17 comments, on Oct 30 3:55 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
Has anyone seen my shovel
See I'm in a big hole17 lines, 16 comments, on Oct 31 11:28 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
What is this priapism
I see before me17 lines, 35 comments, on Nov 3 4:43 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
I wam spweaking wike this
So don't take the piss12 lines, 23 comments, on Nov 7 11:28 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
Challenge Description: Write me an amusing poem that could have been written by me, telling me why i should give you my points.. (500 points)
34 lines, 10 comments, on Nov 9 6:45 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
He wants to prune me
And take a trip to my cellar23 lines, 11 comments, on Nov 13 7:25 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Ohh my body is shakin'
In my garden11 lines, 10 comments, on Nov 13 8:00 AM 2002. In Erotica -
I live next door to Alice
She lives in wonderland24 lines, 10 comments, on Nov 13 1:19 PM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor -
Lost in the undergrowth
Those two did search22 lines, 29 comments, on Nov 14 4:25 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
He sat there in his gloom
Nervously he looked round the room40 lines, 11 comments, on Nov 18 5:28 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
Therapy day for me
Off to the hairdresser's14 lines, 17 comments, on Nov 22 9:38 AM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor -
Car broke down
Need to find a mechanic8 lines, 19 comments, on Nov 26 11:22 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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On my poems they write
Cute little comments22 lines, 28 comments, on Nov 27 3:48 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
I would like some new feet
Been trampled on,now all I feel is heat29 lines, 20 comments, on Dec 10 11:02 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Challenge Description: Knickers. I would like a humorous poem about knickers. Nothing overtly sexual, but can be erotic so long as it's funny. Any style, any le43 lines, 18 comments, on Jan 4 4:38 AM 2003. In Adult humor
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No thank you dear friend
I don't mean to offend19 lines, 24 comments, on Mar 13 4:10 AM 2003. In Adult humor -
Yet again, the seasons have mixed up their timing
Suddenly when you're expecting umbrellas and rain coats -
Well the big night out
Went with a bang95 lines, 42 comments, on May 13 1:47 PM 2003. In Adult humor -
I am in need of a push
No need to rush13 lines, 12 comments, on Jun 5 11:03 AM 2003. In Erotica, Adult humor -
Twelve O,clock high, when the temperature rises
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Dr Phil Kidnapped my Mother by NurseChilly<
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ahh the joys of over-work, hormones,patches, pills and potions.. therefore I haven't a clue!!! :P :P
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A Nurse looking for volunteers
For regular anatomy lesssons22 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 17 4:03 AM 2002 -
A "slow comfortable screw against the wall"
Will do21 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 28 2:26 PM 2002 -
I want my chips cooked
In beef drippin22 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 4 2:28 PM 2002 -
Many years ago
Too many to mention63 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 25 4:29 PM 2002. In Personal -
Had them all hanging there in a row
Wafting in the breeze31 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 4 4:36 AM 2003 -
Every Tuesday afternoon, there she sits
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this is POOP..but ahh so.. LOLOLOLOL27 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 13 4:39 PM 2003. In Adult humor, Other
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well I got a girl!!!! LOLOLOLOL59 lines, 20 comments, on Oct 16 6:58 PM 2003. In Adult humor
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For the ladies of AP :P :P17 lines, 29 comments, on Jul 6 11:34 AM 2004. In Adult humor
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Oh yes ~19 lines, 23 comments, on Nov 18 2:42 PM 2004. In Adult humor
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