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List: Limericks

  • Blue Moon
    Blue Moon is a buddy of mine
    I think that his writing's quite fine
    5 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 11 9:31 PM 2004. In Personal, Other
  • Sad Socks
    I had some new socks very white
    That got washed with the colors so bright
    4 lines, 6 comments, on May 4 9:04 PM 2004. In Weird, Humor
  • My Computer Bytes
    I once had a brand new PC
    That continually locked up on me
    4 lines, 11 comments, on May 4 9:20 PM 2004. In Weird
  • A Seamans Woes
    My sailor friend set out to sea
    A mighty fine fellow was he
    5 lines, 9 comments, on May 7 7:25 AM 2004. In Humor
  • A Nose For Trouble
    A friend of mine smelled of a rose
    And sucked up a bee in his nose
    5 lines, 26 comments, on Sep 17 3:26 PM 2004. In Humor
  • Imperial Cereal
    My wife said she has a strange hunch
    I'm too fond of my Captain Crunch
    8 lines, 12 comments, on Jan 31 9:31 AM 2005. In Humor
  • Full Moon
    A friend of mine went to a dance
    And ripped out the seat of his pants
    18 lines, 36 comments, on Mar 26 3:25 PM 2005. In Humor
  • Ill From The Bill
    I went to the doctor today
    He told me that I was okay
    6 lines, 12 comments, on Apr 27 9:50 PM 2005. In Humor
  • Happy B-day TW
    Happy birthday to my buddy Chris
    I hope that your day’s filled with bliss
    24 lines, 12 comments, on Apr 28 2:38 PM 2005. In Humor
  • Ear Today Gone Tomorrow
    I saw my friend's baby today
    And didn't know what I should say
    8 lines, 9 comments, on Jun 3 10:08 AM 2005. In Humor
  • Neighbors
    I know I've seen that kid before
    And I don't know what scares me more
    8 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 3 10:45 PM 2005. In Humor
  • The Lonely Elf
    There once was a wee little elf
    Who lived on a dark closet shelf
    27 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 4 10:34 PM 2005. In Fantasy, Childrens
  • Birthday Advice
    Happy birthday to Pookiebubu
    Here’s some special advice now to you
    11 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 26 8:50 PM 2005. In Humor
  • A Fishy Tale
    Ole Gill was a fat little fish
    He only had one heartfelt wish
    25 lines, 26 comments, on Nov 27 10:46 PM 2005. In Humor, Childrens
  • Santa's Hot Seat
    Santa jumped down the flue with a grin
    But got stuck inside half-way in
    5 lines, 8 comments, on Dec 21 5:20 PM 2005. In Humor
  • Father O'Malley
    One night dear ole Father O'Malley
    Spied a beautiful lass in an alley
    8 lines, 14 comments, on Feb 2 9:35 PM 2006. In Humor
  • A Laddy Named Paddy
    To the local pub ole Paddy ran
    Guzzling ale like a true Irishman
    11 lines, 10 comments, on Mar 10 9:25 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Enough Of His Stuff
    There once was a young boy named Manny
    Who liked to play tricks on his granny
    8 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 24 4:09 PM 2006. In Humor

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