List: Humorous

• When Wordwsworth Came to Town

  I wandered lonely in the crowd
  That thronged the streets of Notting Hill

  58 lines, 43 comments, on Sep 6 5:03 AM 2007. In Funny, Humor
• Hey, How Come! Who's Dumb?

  Our species stood up on two legs, it did.
  And made stone tools and then invented steel.

  12 lines, 27 comments, on Aug 25 12:29 PM 2007. In Humor, political
• a Fridge Over Troubled Water

  It's 2 a.m. - you're in your bed -
  The whole damn world's inside your head.

  18 lines, 31 comments, on Aug 24 2:42 AM 2007. In Humor
• The Sitting Tenant

  Don't apologise - it was handy that you're late.
  It gave me time to mend the garden gate

  40 lines, 10 comments, on May 29 9:39 AM. In humour
• "Knocking Off Heaven's Door"

  Three gypsies stood at the Pearly Gate,
  Saint Peter, looking out, called "Wait"

  21 lines, 18 comments, on May 23 6:41 AM. In humour
• Blue Collar Blues

  We're now living in a backyard with the moles
  and there's a possum gave our cat a fright.

  27 lines, 17 comments, on May 16 5:13 AM
• Here's to the Pub that's Pissed

  Let's raise a can to the drinking man
  and the landlords and landladies too.

  23 lines, 10 comments, on Apr 24 7:11 AM. In humor
• A George Bush Joke is No Laughing Matter

  Dick Cheney's
  insane he's

  32 lines, 26 comments, on Apr 17 6:06 AM. In political.humor
• Some Added Versery To Rhymes From The Nursery

  Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle
  The cow jumped over the moon,

  38 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 17 2:39 AM. In humor
• Begging for Gold

  I have nine gold trophies.
  I need 1 more because

  45 lines, 11 comments, on Jan 24 7:08 AM. In humor
• As the Old Year ends - happy New Year, friends!

  If the Old Year seems to have lacked rhyme and reason,
  and the New Year could be just as bad - or worse,

  10 lines, 12 comments, on Jan 2 4:48 AM
• The Obstinate Heart

  My heart cries "Love's forever. Never to fade or die"
  My head says "That's not clever. However loud you cry

  10 lines, 20 comments, on Sep 17 8:59 AM 2007. In Humor, Love
• It's Your Own Teeth that are Nearest Your Throat

  Hid under the covers
  He is not aware

  3 lines, 12 comments, on Sep 10 3:20 AM 2007. In Dark
• The Morning After Many Nights Before

  "You ask me if I want to score?
  I tell you, man, I'm up to here -

  38 lines, 19 comments, on Jan 22 10:52 PM. In humor

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