List: Humor

• Chameleon

  51 lines, 2 comments, on May 29 12:35 PM. In Contest, Humor, Adult, Sad, Society
• Constipated Contests

  Anal retentive premidonnas
  lacking any kind of class

  24 lines, 15 comments, on Jul 28 12:47 PM. In Contest, Angst, Humor, Message
• Dodging Bullets

  They fell from the heavens.
  The first thirsty shots of life fired

  14 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 22 2:45 PM. In Contest, Life, Nature, Humor
• Dodging Bullets # 2

  Ducking out of the rain
  I looked up and said

  3 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 10 10:03 AM. In Contest, Nature, Humor
• Gas

  It smells so bad
  But I can't stop laughing

  7 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 22 1:15 PM 2007. In Humor
• Going Out in Style

  8 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 6 11:34 AM. In Contest, Hope, Life, Death, Adult humor
• Heavenly Hell Raisers

  43 lines, 29 comments, on Apr 22 9:09 AM. In Contest, Adult, Spiritual, Humor
• Ladies Man

  69 lines, 16 comments, on Oct 9 2:21 PM 2007. In Adult, Humor, Lyrics
• Love to Die For

  No longer mourn for me, when I am dead
  Find another brave man to warm your bed

  12 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 5 9:51 AM. In Contest, Humor, Life, Death, Lust
• Malady of the Jack Asses

  In the light of day, he shows his ass
  testosterone leading the way.

  18 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 3 8:59 AM. In Contest, Humor, Life
• Muse Killers

  With just one little screw up
  the beauty of a write is forgotten.

  25 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 5 7:40 PM. In Contest, Angst, Humor
• No Potatoes

  14 lines, 4 comments, on May 15 1:10 PM. In Contest, Brevity, Humor, Adult
• Stinky

  crinkled nose
  bathtub bubble

  2 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 31 9:59 AM. In Contest, Contemporary, Haiku, Humor
• The Keg Party

  It was finally Friday night
  And I was out, to have some fun

  83 lines, 29 comments, on Jan 31 9:49 AM. In Contest, Humor, Angst, Life, Teenage thinking, Message
• Twins

  20 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 4 5:16 PM. In Contest, Fantasy, Humor, Life, Angst, Weird, Adult

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