All of the below poems were written specifically for my (ridiculous but fun) hatred for Assface (not his real name), who put me on his Ignore list after I left detailed, complimentary compliments & gave him applause. (Yeah, I didn't get it either).
Not the most offensive thing a person could do...but hey, it spawned a gajillion poems.
[EDIT]
"The Inevitable (Asshole Aspersions)" & "Of bears & bibles" are written for somebody else.
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Intelligence ignores ignorance,
only to write about it, -
Metaphors melt within
nonsense's mish-mashed maze, -
Claws crave the fleshy feet of
zebra nobility, dressed fashionably in -
The sky fell, quaking Earth's dumbest ass
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Pissing from his personal hose,
(not to be confused with his dead dick) -
The id found OJ Simpson guilty for murder,
whilst the all-white jury didn't -
Craziness comes in the same flavor,
without BBQ sauce -
Your Grace, I swear I never did see a fly
take a more smelly shit, and I -
You tried to rape the mandarin tree,
disenchanted when its guardian whipped out a -
Chance is a fine thing when all the possibilities
equate to death's 666. -
You were ready in 30 seconds after
Kie microwaved your insides, -
Fucked from the fetus, you took perverse pleasure in
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murderess soils her classy gloves
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your ass is punctuated
with staples -
there are metal rods
where your eyes once were -
I remember when I was your favorite-
I was that lapdog petted
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holy fuck. AMAZING LIST TITLE!!!! i believe there are some I haven't read.
that will be corrected forthwith
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HAHAHAHA NICE
I borrowed the title from a quote from a video game. 
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