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How I wish

Here I sit, an A P child
Reading work that drives me wild.
Curses in verses long and free
are anathema to someone like me.
So I pray to those in control.
Place the writers in some dark hole.
Amen

Author notes

Reading Robert Herrick's poem A Child's Grace
oldpoetry.com/poetry/12791
I couldn't resist the urge. So  didn't!
Written July 10th, 2005

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  • Himler
    August 29, 2007
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    Great write, Thanks for the giggles.
    Himler


    • I-Like-Rhymes gold member
      August 30, 2007
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      One of my earliest attempts at a parody but with a message that was very true when written.
      Jim

  • I-Like-Rhymes gold member
    May 28, 2006
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    Welcome to my world.
    Thanks for taking the time to read and write. It's appreciated.

    You say you are new here. I hope you enjoy your time at Allpoetry (and Oldpoetry which is linked in).
    Jim

  • funpum
    May 28, 2006
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    Dear I-Like-Rhymes, I've been reading your poems with much enjoyment. I too deal in humour, I write for children mainly and have great fun doing it. I joined the other day and have become seriously addicted, I'm going to have to ration myself or I won't get any actual writing done! Funpum

  • I-Like-Rhymes gold member
    April 20, 2006
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    Thanks for reading it Tony (?) Technically I suppose this is really a skit on a skit since I only read Herrick after reading:-
    Here I sit a little child,
    Computed, classified and filed,
    I Pray for a thunderbolt to fall,
    On Data maniacs one and all.
    I no longer remember who wrote this or which of my computer science text books it was in but as you see it has stuck in my mind (for over 30 years!)
    Jim

  • thestuffofnonsense
    April 19, 2006
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    Bravo !!

    Short, sharp, and VERY well said my friend !! .. (did'nt notice this one sitting on your page the first time I visited, for some reason ! )... Made me go back and read Herricks little gem 'A childs grace' ! ... Great stuff !!

  • I-Like-Rhymes gold member
    March 9, 2006
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    Once again thanks for your nice words and generous applause. This was written in my earlier days on Allpoetry. I am not sure things are much better but I have not spotted as much crudity recently.
    Any way glad you liked it and hope you enjoyed Herrick's original poem written all those years ago.
    oldpoetry.com/poetry/12791

    Jim S
    Edited on Jul 25, 11:08 because ''.

  • KnightRhymer
    March 9, 2006
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    Ihave read a few works with much cursing in them. I don't feel that much cursing was needed inn an other wise wonderful piece. So I can understand the message behind this piece of yours. I like the way you put it though. lol

  • I-Like-Rhymes gold member
    January 15, 2006
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    Hi
    I'm glad you liked this attempt at parody for my AP class
    Jim

  • Kilrah
    January 14, 2006
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    LOL this really is good. I like it, it's very funny and I couldn't agree more!

  • I-Like-Rhymes gold member
    January 13, 2006
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    I'm glad you liked this little moan, Spamwitch!
    I was pleased with this. It was in an AP class and even at my age it's nice to get good marks in class
    Jim S

  • spamwitch
    January 10, 2006
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    I didnt click on the link to read the original, I plan to though. I am at work and dont like to put anything in the address bar (long story) I have IM'd the link to myself, oh yeah..this is really cute by the way!

  • I-Like-Rhymes gold member
    September 13, 2005
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    Hi there.
    Thanks for reading this little skit on Herrick. I do prefer good language to bad.
    TTFN
    Jim S
    Edited on Sep 13, 11:52 because ''.
  • amateurpoetess
    September 13, 2005
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    Oh fellow poet, I feel your pain or is that disdain. Good use of language, a very enjoyble read.

  • kryspin
    July 12, 2005
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    thanks for sending me the link to this, what had you intended to enter it for; which assignment, the literary devices one?

  • I-Like-Rhymes gold member
    July 11, 2005
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    Thanks for the comment Jennifer and the feeling of deja vu. My only honest response (as I have only read the poem you posted today) is "If the cap fits..."
    Jim S

  • tragicallyGifted
    July 11, 2005
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    hmm.. after reading this, i'd presume you'd like to throw me in an abyss of darkness.. oy.
    -Jennifer

  • I-Like-Rhymes gold member
    July 11, 2005
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    There's only one possible answer Citrus. How I wish....
    But if I do I'll share them.
    Jim S
  • Citrus
    July 11, 2005
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    Teehee, just read the link, no wonder you couldn`t resist. Do you have these urges often?...if so, we will all be in for a poetic feast......cleverclogs.

  • I-Like-Rhymes gold member
    July 10, 2005
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    I'm glad you liked it. Did you check the link to see the original?
    Jim S

  • July 10, 2005
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    Love this also you definitely know your stuff.It was brilliant.

  • I-Like-Rhymes gold member
    July 10, 2005
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    Thanks for stopping to read. Glad it raised a laugh.
    Jim S
  • deeplyloved
    July 10, 2005
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    haha ok this is funny

  • I-Like-Rhymes gold member
    July 10, 2005
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    Well it was nice of you to write to me before you go. Thanks for reading and commenting.
    Jim S

  • The burner
    July 10, 2005
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    you see, friend, i am one of those who should have beeen in a dark hole. this poem, if accepted by the authorities will truly put me in trouble, no thank you

  • I-Like-Rhymes gold member
    July 10, 2005
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    Thanks Quill your coment is much appreciated.
    BTW have you read any of Lilian Jackson Braun's fiction?
    Jim S

  • I-Like-Rhymes gold member
    July 10, 2005
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    Thanks Rhynoceros. I think my point is proven!
    Jim S

  • I-Like-Rhymes gold member
    July 10, 2005
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    I keep having a look at that too Stoic, and it's still Murkwood to me. But it is good we are not all the same.
    Jim S

  • I-Like-Rhymes gold member
    July 10, 2005
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    I have tried Avatar but very little of what comes through works for me. Horses for courses I suppose. You Might like a look at my poem "What is poetry todat?" it is the nearest think to free verse I have managed.
    I'll keep trying.
    Jim S

  • Quill
    July 10, 2005
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    short but i couldn't agree more !

  • I-Like-Rhymes gold member
    July 10, 2005
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    Thanks for those kind words.
    Jim S

  • I-Like-Rhymes gold member
    July 10, 2005
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    Thanks Jim
    Jim S

  • Rhynoceros
    July 10, 2005
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    Aww...
    An A P Child...
    A P FRICKIN ROCKS!!!!!
    I love rhyme too...
    Good job here...
    bye...

  • Storic
    July 10, 2005
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    Very droll! Can remember thinking the same until I got an English teacher that stirred an interest in poetry. Still can't fathom out "Under Milkwood" though. lol

  • Avatar of Innocence
    July 10, 2005
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    SHORT AND SWEET

    Thank you for addressing some of the quirks in AP. It is obvious you are very set in your style. Can I possibly encourage you to write like your "anathemas" so as to better understand them? I speak as a neutral party.

  • Self Made Hell
    July 10, 2005
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    LOL, this is great, and very different than any of the other works here at AP, lol. I really liked it, you did a great job, lol. Keep it up!!

  • Wandika gold member
    July 10, 2005
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    A lot of us writters are already in a dark hole; that's why we write. Nice piece. Jim
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