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Hehe, these fish think I’m another fish
well I fooled them with my disguise!
Come on little fishy's Poppas here.
I’m waiting for you to come out and play!
There’s lots of games we can try, hehe.
Come on, you know your Poppa loves you,
love to eat you that is!
That’s it, just a little bit closer, a bit more,
NEARLY there! ahhh you look so yummy.
I can just taste you now!
How about a ride on the slippery dip?
If I place my tongue on the edge of the pool
you can climb up and slide down into the pond,
now won’t that be fun?
Hehehe, fun for me, that is!

“Thomas, get away from the fish!
You naughty cat!”

Ohh no, here’s my pesky owner coming
and she’s got a broom! Yikes! stop it!
“Scat, go on, get away from them!”
“Ok Ok, I’m going!”
A guy can’t have any fun around here!
But I’ll be back!

Jenelda White Jan 11th 2006

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*Aussie Group"
Written January 11th, 2006

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  • Ellis gold member
    November 11

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    Such fun; Terrific poem!

    Yes, you be sure you go back!
    A very smart cat you are!
    Pile up those fish in a stack.
    You are going to go far.

    Tiki Cat
    Buy Tiki's Gourmet Cat Food
    "Too Good For Humans"


  • sidewinder silver member
    December 7, 2007

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    LOL...
    I can see cat scheming something like this...
    just waiting to pounce and have a catfish dinner!
    you have me smiling with this!
    Keep penning on one stroke at a time!
    Bill


  • Janice M Pickett gold member
    July 5, 2007
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    Very Funny

    Oh Jen you are delightful. Thats a great poem and picture. Is it your pic ?? Well done.


  • catz Moderators member
    April 22, 2007

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    Lol... so funny and that's a serious looking 'cat fish'.

    Well done I love the monologue you've used, oh the devious mind of the feline creature

    And the picture is pretty cool... hilarious.

    I thoroughly enjoyed this amusing poem

    Dee


  • Deke
    March 22, 2006
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    Jenelda, I love this poem. I love your the humor that you put into it. You are really great!!!
    Deke

  • jenelda silver member
    February 6, 2006
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    Thanks Shancy I couldn't resist it when I saw the picture.

    Love jen.

  • Shancy Fayre
    February 3, 2006
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    I have seen this picture before. I love what you've done with it! LOL This is a fun poem to brighten my day. I love it. Kudos to you! Shancy.

  • angelica silver member
    January 23, 2006
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    Dear Jenn, this is hilarious, the cat really does look like a fish dressed like that! I enjoyed reading it and it gave me a good giggle.
    Hugs Joan.
  • abdulrahman
    January 16, 2006
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    you are coo friend thios is nice well i adore every bit ofwhat i resad in ur homepage wat a pleasant poems u have here, well amm how is joan.

  • Vickie J
    January 15, 2006
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    This was too cute. Those inquisitive kitties-mine will sit in front of the fish tank and study the fish. I can see their little minds spinning, but to no avail. Loved the picture you posted with this as well. Best wishes in the contest!~vj

  • Bazza silver member
    January 15, 2006
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    Funny. Worth reading.

    Bright and breezy and certainly written with a cat's mind (and interest)

  • Yemassee silver member
    January 15, 2006
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    What a creepy photo, lol. But the poem is very cute and I like how at first you made us think itwas a person fishing. But when you got to the fish part I realized something was up. What a fun poem...poor cat, and he did all that work disguising himself.

  • Warrior7 gold member
    January 13, 2006
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    LMAO, this is such a great little humorous poem and the picture is priceless. Excellent loved it

  • jenelda silver member
    January 11, 2006
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    Thankyou Thistle for your kind comment, I couldn't resist it once I saw the pic, I had to write a poem about it. the cat looks cute sitting there.
    Jennifer.

  • jenelda silver member
    January 11, 2006
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    Dear Gemma, I was sent a variety of cat pics, this one, as soon as I saw it I knew I had to write a poem about it, the owners have dressed it up! it looks so funny it would fool any fish HAHAHAHA thank you my sweet ninja, I'm glad it gave you a laugh.
    Love you my sister. Jennifer

  • Violet Moodswing gold member
    January 11, 2006
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    Very cute and funny. Quite realistic as well. Sort of reminds me of one of my own cats. It is a wonderful story poem that is easy to follow, but full of action so to speak. From a cats point of view anyway. A person can see the cat sitting, watching and thinking in the minds eye. Very well done.

  • epitaph-macabre
    January 11, 2006
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    lol

  • January 11, 2006
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    Soooo adorable!

    hahahaha! This is such a treat this morning! lol I am laughing so hard even before I read the poem! I am looking at the picture and hahahaha, I can just imagine if there's a cat with a fur design like that!
    Ohhh, this poem is so adorable, written with the expertise of your hand to entertain and to bring laughter and happiness! This is so awesome, and if you are going to enter this in a funny contest this will win! lol.. I wonder.. if I should make a contest.. like funny cat pic with funny poem with it! lol..
    Lovely as can be and I love it! Thank you for making me smile this morning! You are so brilliant!
    (I will post this in my group, so others will be able to check this out!)
    Thank you for sharing!
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