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A Laddy Named Paddy

To the local pub ole Paddy ran
Guzzling ale like a true Irishman
Then he stated with glee
“Laddies, I need to pee”
So he trotted off into the can

While there Paddy needed to pass
A load of unbearable gas
As he sat there to wipe
He lit up his pipe
And singed all the hair off his @ss

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Written March 10th, 2006

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  • Festering Eye Sore
    March 30, 2006
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    ahahahah! We just have to love those Irish folk. I was thinking... "Daaaaamn, it would REALLY suck to be him right about now."
    I love this. Best of luck in the contest. =)

  • BleedingKittii
    March 27, 2006
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    This was hilarious. I've had double limerick poems submitted but they never really followed the same thought. This one was continuous and it was perfectly rhymed. Good concept, great wording, and an altogether awesome write. Loved it. Good luck in my contest...I'd wish you the luck of the Irish, but this guy wasn't so lucky. Unless he had wanted to shave his ass. ^.^ Great job.
    Love, Kittii
  • fluofontis
    March 18, 2006
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    this absolutely cracked me up. hahahahaha i am picturing him in an outhouse and jumping up and hitting his head because he burned his ass hairs. great job
    LP&CG
    Liz
  • smallmonk
    March 17, 2006
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    I loved the last one...excellent! The meter's off a bit...but I can definitely look beyond it, since it's just so darn funny. I wish you luck in the contest...all the best to ya'. And Happy St. Paddy's to all

  • hoodoolover gold member
    March 16, 2006
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    Very funny stuff, good luck to you
  • hot-tamale
    March 13, 2006
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    excellent

    Oh, this is delightful! Thanks for the smile.

  • heartnsoul
    March 12, 2006
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    well now if you guys would just stop having the need to see if passing gas really can be flamable you just may keep those hairs. lord know's you'll all you can get as time goes by. At least now we know why the lepruchan walks with a cane
    ohhhhh steve....you do give me a case of the giggles! I can just see you chuckling away as you write! Good luck in the contest
    ~Michelle~

  • Bazza silver member
    March 11, 2006
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    Fffffffuny too.

    ha ah aha Steve I liked that and have one I am working on on the same subject .. great minds think alike. I was worried you may be offended by my latest string of 'humorous' poems but now I am not so worried. Great work mate, loved it.

  • I-Like-Rhymes gold member
    March 11, 2006
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    A nice pair of limericks with the Irish theme for St Pat's.
    Good Luck.
    Jim S
  • montez gold member
    March 11, 2006
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    It's strange but there's one everywhere,
    There's even one under my chair,
    In my pocket a Paddy exists,
    He's got boils and warts and cysts,
    And HE farts as well, it's not fair!



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