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18 wheels of annoying arrogance

i am
what you
could call
a vehicular seperatist
i hate trucks
and their drivers
they think
simply
because they have a dozen
more wheels than me
that they can go
any speed
they so desire

well, get out of my path
better yet
get off of my roads
create your own
highway
where you and your
uneducated, balding friends
can honk and wave at each other
throw around all the CB slang you want
so long as you stay
the hell away from me

people'll say
"oh, but it's a hard life
and they're driving
such a huge automobile
they have to be careful."
that they do
and there would be
nothing more careful
than just pulling over
to the side
of the road
when you see me
in your mirrors

truck drivers and their egos are
like a guy with a big cock
thinks he owns the world
but in either circumstance
i just chuckle
because i know
all it takes is one bullet
one slash of a knife
and they ain't smiling no more.

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Written March 29th, 2006

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