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Gay Times At The Cinema (Another Poem By Edna's Friend Poofy Pete)

Edna's friend Pervy Poofy Pete is unfortunately unable to post here at Allpoetry

as there is no computer terminal in his hospice. However, I copied down this

exciting little poem he whispered hoarsely into my waiting shell-like......

 

 


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There was a nice old cinema
Near to Victoria Station

And it was such a fucking laugh
For mutual masturbation.

Its name was the Biograph
But it's long gone now, dear,
And many's the pickup I made there
Both straight and raving queer.

They showed old films all day long
And they charged a bargain price;
But no one went to watch the screen -
It was the rough trade which was nice.

In you'd go and you'd wait a while
So as to acclimatise your sight
And then you'd move around a bit
To seek out your bit of all right.

Sitting next to your target lover
You'd press your knee to his'n'
And if he responded then you knew
You'd not end up in fucking prison.

Your hand would wander under coats
And then his trousers you'd unzip;
You'd caress your neighbour's hairy balls
And massage his wet penis' tip.

And soon enough he'd shoot his load
Of hot sperm all over your eager paw
And then you'd move on to someone else
As you'd always want bigger and more.

Casual sex with strangers in the dark
In the glow of the flickering screen;
Oh how the memories come flooding back
Just like an endless wet, wet dream.

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Author notes

Now try www.allpoetry.com/poem/1981897 for something not quite so gay.

As told to Edna on the 19th of May, 2006.

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  • Tristan D
    November 16, 2007

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    Thank you for your entry into my contest
    - Picture Prompt – ADULTS ONLY!! -

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    WOW! This is shockingly funny and erotic. Great write though. Not exactly what I intended for my contest but a very enjoyable read. Thanks again and I hope "Poofy Pete is doing well" thank him for me wouldn't you?
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    Good Luck and I hope to read a lot more of your work soon.


  • AutumnsFlame
    June 2, 2007
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    WOAHH... A little too errotic for my taste... couldn't you at least have used a metaphor for the nastier parts... This was very straight forward and I felt it lacked imagery... And there was definetly some forced rhyme.

    "You'd press your knee to his'n
    And if he responded then you knew
    You'd not end up in fucking prison."

    WTF is "his'n"???? It don't think it's in the dictionary. Thank you for entering my contest and good luck.

    • Edna Sweetlove
      July 22, 2007
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      The apostrophes denote omitted letters, in this case an "o" and then an "e". On the subject of dictionary entries, I am unable to find "WTF" in mine. Nor can I find "definetly" or "errotic"

  • Arkbear gold member
    April 11, 2007

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    Hmmmmm ~

    Let 'em drip and shoot, make their mess,

    and get on to the next ~

     

    Hey...that's their problem ~

     

    Thanks for entering....or did you ever get that far?

     

    Papa Bear ~

     

     

     

    http://allpoetry.com/group/show/Gay%20BearCage


  • honey bear
    April 7, 2007

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    a shockingly funny write good work , thank yo ufor entering and good luck in the contest with this very funny write

  • iloveyouuu
    December 21, 2006
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    good peom good luck in the contest


  • Xpianistpassionx
    November 4, 2006
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    lmao . woah this poem was halarious. i loved it i loved the sisth satnza the most. very great write.
    haha great luagh you put in this poem
    uhhh wat else i had fun reading it and i would love to read more of your work. Liana


  • paullallady silver member
    August 30, 2006
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    this was a cute write, shocking,
    funny and it is what it is.

  • Christina Prince
    August 13, 2006
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    Ahh I can't remeber the authors name, All I can remeber is that he was mentioned as being one of the great african american authors the title of the book is called "Native Son" though.

  • Wolf Mancini
    August 13, 2006
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    What was the show?

  • Edna Sweetlove
    August 13, 2006
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    Dear Fausta, I have only just noticed your comment. I would love to read the book you mention. Can you guide me thither?
  • meaningfull
    July 30, 2006
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    You go boy!

  • Edna Sweetlove
    June 12, 2006
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    How about "How Gay Was My Valley" ?
    or
    "Bend it like Beckham" ??

  • abernaith
    June 12, 2006
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    What a laugh!

    My favorite part:
    Sitting next to your target lover
    You'd press your knee to his'n
    And if he responded then you knew
    You'd not end up in fucking prison.

    Somehow, I thought of Philadelphia (that American movie) with this one....but oh, I realize this might just insult you. Do tell if you've a more "appropriate" movie to better complement this funny and socially-relevant poem.

  • Edna Sweetlove
    June 12, 2006
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    FYI: the poem is 100% true. Piggish?

  • Rowan gold member
    June 11, 2006
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    I appreciate the fact you like to shock..and I was with ya
    for awhile, got weak in some stanzas though..not like you!
    Did you get rattled by censorship, and now your just being purposefully piggish?
    this stanza, is beneath even you...

    "And soon enough he'd shoot his load
    Of hot sperm all over your eager paw
    And then you'd move on to someone else
    As you'd always want bigger and more."

    yada..yada...
    And yes, I know what you think of poets like me.
    Personally, I think your a sick, egotiscal bastard..with
    a twisted, but ingenious quirk. I've come to the conclusion, that the ingenuity...well it has to be your feminite side!

    Fff you to luv~ hehehehe
    Edited on Jun 11, 9:41 p.m. because ''.

  • raggyann
    June 11, 2006
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    oh whatfantasy
    or could it be real
    thats in the mind of who reads this poem
    ha ha great poem

  • Christina Prince
    June 11, 2006
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    Brilliant!

    This poem was hillarious and eally well written. This kind of reminds me of the begining of the novel "Native Son" where the main character and his friends are all masturbating together in a movie thearter. That was a really interestingly written passage to say the least. Anyway awsome write, keep it up!

  • Edna Sweetlove
    June 9, 2006
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    What job - or dare I not ask?

  • -I love my midget-
    June 9, 2006
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    exactly near me, my sister works at one of the prisons

  • Edna Sweetlove
    June 8, 2006
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    Dearest Cornflaked: I did not notice your lovely comment before. Yes you are quite right about prison. My friend Paul Hughes (his real name I may say) got a term in the slammer for fraud about 30 years ago. Now Paul was no raving beauty (indeed he was a fat smelly lump), but he told me he never had so much sex in all his life as he did in those two delicious years in Portland. (Quite near you I believe, dear.) L&K Edna

    • Midnight-x-Rose gold member
      December 21, 2006
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      What as in British Portland? Hmmm interesting, my Dad used to work at that prison... Go figure.

  • zilbermann silver member
    June 7, 2006
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    Charming!

    Charming!

  • Tam gold member
    June 7, 2006
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    Wow

    Wow! How you are able to combine such witty humor and erotica is beyond me. Amazing gift. Well done. Happy, health and peace... Tammy
  • Your-Paradox
    June 7, 2006
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    I wanna got to this Biograph!
    to watch the films of course
    I like this poem its really quite fun

  • ariosto gold member
    June 7, 2006
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    Edna I've missed commenting on your friends tawdry work but this one has brought me out of the closet so to speak.
    Our Biograph too is gone now but your words are almost like being their.
    Lurid lines indeed.
    I need to go to the drycleaners
    D
  • ian sawicki
    June 7, 2006
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    laughing at you'd not end up in fucking prison what a way to miss a good film - spill ink and twist me into the shape of love...

  • DarkWithTeardrops
    May 25, 2006
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    hehe, as usual very very good.. you have such a good sense of humour.. i love your writings very much, they are all so enjoyable..
    =) ~toni~

  • JeannieD Hunter silver member
    May 22, 2006
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    Oh this is too good.
    I loved it!
    Well written.
    Thank you for sharing.

    Jeannie D

  • May 21, 2006
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    Funny stuff. Peace.

  • Keith
    May 21, 2006
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    Ah Poofy Pete, the usherette
    No wonder he was in a sweat
    And flashed his torch around the place
    To find his friend a vacant space
    Those flick'ring frames of white and black...

    Just who was sitting at my back?

    And I just thought that musty odour
    Was rancid crisps and sour cream soda!

    Thanks for the laugh. Hoots!

  • -I love my midget-
    May 19, 2006
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    that is wonderful, the way you manage to make something so very sordid sound almost romantic is beyond you, I mean me.

    I do wonder though if a term in prison would be such a bad thing for raving queer, at least there you would get free entry every night, and I am not talking cinema fees.

  • chills
    May 19, 2006
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    Oh Edna daaaaahling - sounds like the Bromley Gaumont in the 1960's to me...... I want to bully you now - Philogos and the Poetry Cafe (not a poem just a proposition....) Take one of my aliases.... You can borrow my wig and my kitten heels... and you can't offer a girl much more of an incentive.... xxxx chilli

  • sarajaneUK
    May 19, 2006
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    gosh, yer norty! smirkles.

  • williamstown
    May 19, 2006
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    Well done. That was where I must have left my old raincoat. remaamber hanging it over the back of the seat to dry.
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