Take the ‘I am AP addicted’ test:
Label each of the following statements as they pertain to you:
A - completely describes me
B - mostly describes me
C - somewhat describes me
D - doesn’t describe me
Thirsting for your daily All Poetry fix
Habitually seeking it, like all the other addicts
Eluding all individual contacts face to face
Aberrantly dependant on this special place
Labeled by some as a deviant from the norm
Longing to read something in poetic form
Problematic this is, for your loving family
Obsession takes control in rhyming melody
Enslavement to this force on the All Poetry site
Tendency to be on here all day and all night
Reliant on satisfying your AP compulsion
Your family looks on in utter revulsion
Addictively supporting your persistent AP need
Dependence on poetry; you constantly feed
Determined to conceal this puzzling manifestation
Ideally sustaining with poetic-gratification
Continual cravings trigger scores of household upsets
The withdrawals produce tremors and cold sweats
Internet psychotherapy was just a painful detour
Obtrusive treatment caused you to want it more
Never really wanting to achieve a complete cure
Scoring:
Mostly A’s - total complete AP addict (no foreseen cure)
Mostly B’s - very obsessed (long painful withdrawals and a good support group your only hope)
Mostly C’s - mildly fixated (a week of actual family time might cure you)
Mostly D’s - apathetic (what are you doing here then?)
Gold trophy winner
Adding your comment:
great fun write and easy to see why it won you a lovely shiny gold trophy.no need in my eyes for any change to this great write 
Toni
