Wakin' Up

There was a girl from Ohio, who didn't know her name.
She walked around, through the town, her head hung down in shame.

This went on for quite some time, one day her mind restored.
But things she'd not remember, simply had her floored.

The man that she woke up with was overweight and grey.
Unlike the one she'd married, that lovely day in May.

She saw the wrinkles, heard the snores, his teeth were in a glass.
The nerve of him, disgusting, how could he be so crass.

Where is this place, it's such a mess, the floor could use a sweepin'.
But she wont do a thing in there, while that man lays
there sleepin'.

She stood up, fumbled for the door, her eyes half shut and stinging.
When in her head an awful sound, ringing, ringing, ringing.

Now with eyes wide open, she looked around
with glee.
She recognized her husbnd, the messy room was clean.

Twas only the alarm clock, had all been just
a dream.
Time to perk the coffee, I'll have mine with cream.