Went to Olive Garden
couldn't stop farting
hope it was starting
to go away.
Oh, what a day!
I got carded
felt like a tard
trying to find my license,
lost deep inside my purse.
A pad, tampon, and a condom
came flying out as I was
tossing around just to
find that stupid license!
Boy, did I feel cursed
and that's not all,
I almost made the waitress fall;
when we got our bill.
While waiting for our boxes,
I swear I saw some foxes.
Oh, what a day!
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silly mood, I guess!
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Hey, is this for me? I will not lay claim until I know for sure.
Farting, pads, tampons, condoms, I'm sure it's for me! HAHA! This is so funny! I love that you made fun of your very bad, no-good stupid kind of day. 
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She should appreciate this Amanda!!! how are you sweetie? I'm hope you're well!!! <3 love you!
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I swear that <3 looks like a conehead on its knees and bent over.
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