It was a good two hours drive to Minehead,
I had prepared everything needed for my away trip.
Flask of hot coffee, my special rump sandwich,
was calling for my attention.
Hehehe, and of course lets not forget about you
my trusty Scalpel.
Hehehe, hehehe...
How I wondered about that quaint little village there,
would it still be the perfect hunting ground?
H'm mm... Blond, Brunette, Mousy Brown, Maybe Ginger tonight.
Choices, Choices, Choices, Hahaha... Hahaha.
who knows what my twitching Scalpel will be wanting for.
My heart now racing...
thoughts rushing through my head...
KILL THEM... KILL THEM ALL... FUCKING WHORES...
I quickly laughed to myself and spared a thought
for that dopey Inspector Bramley.
What a mess I'd left for him last time, Ah Fuck Him,
I must give him something fresh, Fucking fresh it will be.
Hahaha, hahaha, hahaha...
I slowly dreamed of another perfect murder scenario
and hoped that she would not be to dazed and confused this time.
I must see her gasping for life, but no screams, no attention noises,
begging always makes me twitch and rush... H'm mm, Yes, Yes, Yes...
I was disappointed with my last victim
maybe I had over done it on the date rape drug?
Yes, Yes, that must of been it,
but this will be different this time...
Oh yes Scalpel it will... Hahaha, hahaha, hahaha...
The next signpost appeared only 20 Miles to go now,
ah yes my friend not long now Scalpel, not long now.
Next turning at the round about then second left
I drive past a row of Bungalows down a country lane..
H'm mm... Maybe a bit of posh flesh tonight Scalpel?
maybe indeed... Hehehe, Hehehe...
Double checking my route planner
There it was, just down the lane,
I hoped the parking spot I had planned
was still undisturbed and unused.
I don't believe it...
Hahaha, hahaha, hahaha
In front of me a young lady wandering up the lane,
has she got a death wish, or is she positively fucking stupid?
Doesn't she know there are sick fuckers out at night
eager to devour her body in more ways than one?
Fucking brilliant, what say, we say hi Scalpel...
H'm mm... Very posh bit of nosh the sort of posh
I'd like to fucking slice off...
Hehehe, hehehe, hehehe...
Getting out of the car,
I quickly checked no one else is around... Perfect!
Hi, could you please help me?
I'm a bit lost, and I've been looking for the Rose and Crown Pub.
I quickly studied her flesh eying up her textures,
what a remarkable body line she had.
And her facial structure, was that of a model'
I would say she was of a good age of around 29,
maybe 30... Strawberry blond and fit as a fiddle!
H'm mm, I was shaking with excitement
my body having the strongest twitches ever'
No need to search for flesh, not tonight,
maybe fate had brought her to me and my trusty Scalpel.
Either way she was the one. tonight it was her...
I'm not sure what I favor first, H'm mm?
suddenly she opened her sweet lips.
"It's about half a mile down the lane Sir"
Her fragrance invades my senses
my eagerness to slaughter her;
was growing at an unstoppable pace.
Fuck me was she gorgeous,
I couldn't wait to slice her open
and to taste her sweet flesh.
My Scalpel felt like fire to the touch...
Calling to me to slaughter her now!
I couldn't hold back any longer
releasing the scalpel from my jacket pocket,
I delivered the Scalpel to her beautiful neck.
Slash, slash, slash... always a perfect slice...
Oh yes... Oh yes... Hahaha, hahaha, hahaha...
She staggered backwards and gurgles,
her hot blood jetting across my face.
I watched with excitement as she grasps for air,
finally she collapses on the floor, one shake, then two.
I whisper to her dieing carcass, and tell her she will be famous...
My Scalpel ready in hand to take another trophy home
licking my lips, lapping up her fluids from my face.
I turn her over on too her back and study her curves,
'Oh yes,
her buttocks looked succulent
Not too fat, and firm to the touch...
H'm mm... No I must watch my Cholesterol levels..
My trusty Scalpel wanders along her dead curves
stopping above her right arm,
but no, not this time...
Unlike my trusty Stanley,
my Scalpel begins to take me to
a new piece of flesh.
I twitched with excitement...
Oh my... Really Scalpel...
is that what you want of me?
Hehehe, hehehe, hehehe...
Stopping above her pussy
now enticing me with another vision.
H'm mm, Interesting choice Scalpel...Interesting!
With precision I slowly start cutting through her slender flesh
taking care not to be to messy.
Her cunt flesh was pulsating in my hands,
a massive orgasm shudders through my member.
"Oh my God, I never thought it would be this way"
H'm mm... What a clever Scalpel you are
finally finished, I put my trophy in the bag.
Covering up her sweet body, I decide to pop her carcass
into the back of the car, and head home for a spot of lunch.
"Waste not... want not Scalpel"
My twitching now subsides,
I look forward to the journey home
and the thoughts of eating more flesh...
Hahaha, Hahaha, Hahaha...




















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