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How I Hate Christmas

I hate Christmas
like Bride Grooms hate thongs.
I hate Christmas
like turtles hate sunny logs.
I hate Christmas
like poets hate recording devices.

I hate Christmas
like Granny hates chocolate birthday cake.
I hate Christmas
like little boys hate mud puddles.
I hate Christmas
like the bankers mistress hates bonbons.

I hate Christmas
like soldiers hate peace treaties.
That’s how I hate Christmas.
Yeah.
That’s exactly how I hate Christmas. 

Author notes

I missed the "I Hate Christmas" Contest. It closed before I finished my poem. Since it was written, thought I might as well post it.

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  • crazymomma
    August 19

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    I really enjoyed the sarcasm in this piece. The comparisons were really cute and funny. Too bad the contest closed because this is a great poem