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A Shocking Stocking

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Young Steven thought he would be slick
And give dear old Santa a trick
Then with a mean smile
He put coal in a pile
And built a big fire very quick

Ole Santa arrived in his sleigh
So cheerily joyful and gay
He made a quick leap
Down the chimney so steep
And found himself in a bad way

In his haste Santa failed to spy
The smoke curling up in the sky
The hot fire toasted
His chestnuts got roasted
And he shot back up with a cry

Then Santa was beside himself
No longer a jolly old elf
He vowed to get even
With rotten young Steven
Then spied his sock by the hearth shelf

So Santa snuck in the back door
And spotted some coal on the floor
He stuffed Steven’s sock
With so much coal rock
That it couldn’t hold anymore

Now kiddies be good when you play
And do what your wise parents say
‘Cause If you don’t mind
You surely will find
Your sock full of coal Christmas Day

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  • Lonewolf2008
    January 15
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    very nice. enjoyable to read. good old santa.


  • HangingSoul
    January 9

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    what a fun read.... this is one of my favorite rhyme schemes...from "the Road Less Traveled" i guess one should always be careful of the paybacks.... i should know...i just gave one to this jerk that i know


  • SandyToo
    January 8
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    LOL!

    I just love the way you write! What a funny and FUN read!


  • di ivers
    December 29, 2007

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    Hey Steve you did a great job on this...I really miss coming here and reading...It really uplifted my spirits...but anyway i think is is seriously funny....

    ~~DI~~


  • bedovich
    December 23, 2007
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    hahaha its so funnny i like it loadssssss thanks for sharing


  • Paul Worth silver member
    December 23, 2007
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    Great !!!

    Poets are so serious its refreshing to laugh once an awhile !


  • I-Like-Rhymes gold member
    December 22, 2007
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    Oh Oh Oh,
    as a child I asked my parents how Saint Nick could get down the chimney as he was too fat and it was too hot. They told me he was really thin (Saint Nicholas was before Coca Cola got involved!!) and he was fireproof too.
    I like and applaud Steven's prank and your verse.
    Jim

  • Rose-Quartz
    December 22, 2007
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    Lol, Very Funny !!

    This is very funny,lol. Poor old Santa, he won't be able to sit down for a month. Who's going to drive his sleigh for him while he can't sit down ? Thanks for this poem it made me laugh and brightened my day. I wish you All Good Luck in the contest. All my best wishes from Rose xx


  • Keith
    December 21, 2007
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    Not bad. Could do with the odd extra syllable here and there.

  • Dragon Tamer
    December 21, 2007

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    Totally awesomest!!!

    Hello Steve,
    This is another fine tale you have wovenThis is a wonderfully humorous Christmas limerick that I enjoyed very much.Thank you for sharing and best of luck in the contest.
    Have a very Merry Christmas,
    Don


  • DoctorWhoRose
    December 21, 2007
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    lol! That is SO cuteee! I love your style of writing this. It's just simply adorable. And, the topic was pretty hilarious. Everything slid smoothly, and there was a gentle flow with the rhyming right on top. Great job, nice way of celebrating the season! Plus, good luck to you in the contest (not that you need it ), I am sure you'll do well!!!!
    ~Pandy14

    . Rewarded 6

  • Starz of Heaven gold member
    December 21, 2007

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    Ha this is great I love it thank you for the smile great job with this goodlick to you in this contest I hope that you do well with it

    . Rewarded 4


  • ears2hearyou gold member
    December 21, 2007
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    just loved the whimsical and joy in this poem,
    "the hot fire toasted, and his chesnuts got roasted!lauhged and laughed!
    This was a heaven written poem for EVERYONE TO ENJOY!
    Great job dear poet, great job, your MUSE is being
    CELEBRATED TODAY!!!
    ears2hearyou
    Kathleen : ))) wonderful fun poem!

    . Rewarded 6


  • ZoeAsh1117
    December 21, 2007
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    that was the funniest poem i have read in a long while. what a creative thought that aroused in my, you know what. i think i am going to enter that christmas contest, but of course you are going to have to read mine of course and tell me what YOU think

  • FindinSoundInSilence
    December 21, 2007
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    sweet! it's a nice poem. children will get the point! lol! i like your rhyming, it's fun! your poem flows very nice!
    i like you r whole story line! the stroy itself is very entertaining!
    good luck in the contest! hope you do well!

    Ps: really cool pic! fits perfect!

  • Olivia33
    December 21, 2007
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    LOL

  • Crimson Viper
    December 21, 2007

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    haha. this was cute. I like the picture of santa going down the chimney and then popping back up wtih his butt on fire and smoking... lol. I really liked it. Great work! and best of luck in the contest!!!! keep up your amazing work!!!

    Crimson

  • Melodies silver member
    December 21, 2007

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    A limerick chain! How fine!

    Your humor always delights me and this poem did just that. I try to write limericks and even one is hard for me to do. You have inspired me to try, again!

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