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In Need Of A Holiday

Are you dying to visit Auschwitz? If you are, then millions of others are just like you! It’s a guaranteed fun-house, including workshops in in the kitchens, where you can learn how to bake like never before! As well as that, even the adults will be able to play up to their necks in sand, without the worry of their screaming children! Our camp* plays host to a multitude of fun-filled activities aimed at children, led by the charismatic and unforgettable Mr. Mengele (as a special treat, identical twins will be able to spend special time with him, and experience the treats and enjoyable performances put on here at Auschwitz)!

Our activities include:

Baking like never before.
Hide-and-seek in our vast yard, where no one will ever be able to find you.
Even our dedicated staff will take part once a day in an epic game of Cat And Mouse - can you escape?
Face-painting (for the kids).
Sewing (for the kids).

And much, much more!

* All rooms are furnished to house upwards of twenty people (at a squeeze!) and are fitted with fully-working showers.

Author notes

This is for my grandfather who died at Auschwitz. He fell out the machine gun tower.

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  • Definitly different. A little twist of sick humor. Well a very big twist.

    Good luck on that vaca.

    //Kaitlyn//