Everything begins to fade
Im losing sight of what used to be important
Its getting harder to breathe
My head is starting to spin
I don't understand anything anymore
only that your stupid
smell your toes
i bet they stink
just like your hairy armpits
your sweaty after gym
but i still wanna get close to you
I stole your shoe
the very smelly one
with the dog crap on the bottom
I cut your hair the other day
when you feel asleep in writing
Maybe one day i can clone you
but until then i must stalk you
every moment of the frickin day
i shall be there even if you can't see me
I seen you last night
through your big window
you know the one on the bathroom wall
I loved how you didnt even bother with putting a towel around you
just let it all hang
and that spot on your butt
it really made me feel all tingily inside
man i just wanted to come inside with you
i bet your mom wouldnt mind
she wouldnt even have to let me in
since i have a spare key made
And shew gosh your bed is soft
i love to fall asleep in it
and o man i love your dresser
you know the thrid drawer down
with your polka dot boxers
and by the way
i will wash them before i return them
And that little toy in the first drawer
its mine now
i dont think i will give it back
and i stole your dog
you might want to wash its mouth out first
i renamed it sticker
because it loves the picture of you naked on my wall
my mom says she is worried bout me
because i stalk you so much
but i tell her i dont care
she thinks its even werider that you like it all
the way i never am alone
by the way tonight you shall see
just how kinky i can be
I left you a present
just look under the bed
i expect you to wear it
or you will be in dread
I guess i will go now
your almost home now
and if i dont hurry
i might miss you changing into your thong
remember the blue one brings your eyes out the best
What was your first impression?
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Okay....here we go....this is HILARIOUSLY....weird..



