~by Gregg Rowe ~
I would not vote
McCain
seeing that name in office
for four years
would bring back memories
every day when the
United States government banned the
name french fries
over some political catastrophe
of their imagination with Québec
I don't eat McCain fries anymore
...even the twisted ones
I would not vote for
Hillary...even though she
graced her husband of his
infidelity (ies)
she could change my mind
if she said she would find a
thirty-year-old studhunk and give
him a blow job in the
Oval Office
and then tell the nation
"I did not swallow...!"
I would vote for
the afro american who
is having a religious meltdown right now
and I believe that as President
it is something that he would lead
the United States
as a nation to experience
May 11, 2008
Please tell me what you think
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Hmm... interesting. I guess I agree with all but the Obama part. Nicely written though. I can't let my opinion sway the quality of the write.
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We here in Canada have our troubles too when it comes to elections and the way they are run and the way the candidates put each other down and throw dirt at each other. Each election we go through this. Liked the way you see the american election this time. Quite the unusual situation in this one - will be interesting to see what the results are when all is over with. Makes interesting reading... humorous as well.
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Yeah, it's a real good thing you live in Canada.
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Hillary's hillarous
I love the picture you painted here. My faverite part is Hillary its absolutely hillarous. Political revised dick...Isn't Dick short for Richard? I'm sensing a dicking trend.
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This was funnly glad I stopped and read
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Gregg, very humorous, and I especially liked your take on old Hillary! Made me want to relive old memories of NOT swallowing. Great parody on our election. I personally don't care for any of them. Think I will do a write-in, come election time. Seems everyone here cares, but no one likes the choices. What a f^)*(*_() mess! Always love your writing.
Linda
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Creative, smart, modern, funny. Love it!
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I enjoyed your write. Our land is a mess. There is not one of the three that I can percive that are worth a damn. I refuse to vote for the human refuse that is being foisted upon upon us. May be I should visit Canada for a while.
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To quote another Canadian:
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice!
(Geddy Lee/Rush "Free Will")
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your point of veiw about the presidential candidates is amazing.i never thought about it that way. awesome.
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LOL!!! I loved this...what a bunch of Ninnies we have running our futures over here! I will not vote for any because I refuse to be that freakin stupid!!!
This was a refreshing light-hearted read for me...I wish everybody would just chill and realize we are so far in the crapper now there is NO way out!
Might as well laugh as cry people...does the same amount of good..."she says as she pays $4.00 a gallon for reg. gas!!!"LMFAO!!!
Blessings to you!
Az
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Ah, if only more Americans could think like that. I absolutely agree. Honestly, I try to respect freedom of religion, but I think a religious meltdown as you've described would be the best thing to happen to this nation. And you've reminded me that I still need to send in my voter registration form...I missed the primaries, but I will NOT miss November!
Ok, the actual poem...terrific wording, plenty of innocence and wasn't driven by any warped beliefs. You seemed like you gave the candidates a good, fair chance, and one man simply aligned with your beliefs and values more than the others. That's exactly how people should choose the President. Not be like OMGZZ I AM VOTING 4 HILLARY CUZ SHE HAS A VAGINA!!!!11!!1!!one...you know. :-D Nice job.
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honestly, i dont know that much about politics, let alone american politics, but this is a funny piece of writing.
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Haha, this put a smile on my face this morning! I'm registered as Republican as well..but I'm confused with all this media attention about the presidental race!It's enough to drive one mad....
Thanks for putting such humor, to lighten things up a touch.
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I find your views of our political system interesting and I enjoyed the humor with which you used. I'm a registered Republican, so I needn't comment on who I would vote for I just watch some of the hot air on CNN and shake my head. Every time Billary speaks, she seems to be making a political announcement, Obamamama seems to have a sense of humor, he can be interesting at times, but I think he's a lil green in the political arena...Anyway, good read!
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heh, i liked the one about Hilary. hehhe, good one good one. even though i believe they all arent angels, perhaps the afrom american would be an interesting change. well done. :]
-eleno
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It is always interesting to see how others view our politics. I am familiar with the Canadian love of Obama from listening to CJAD. However, as electrifying a speaker as he may be, he is a neophyte. Great poem. Well contstructed.
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