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Catastro-pee

Poor old sister Mary-Jane
always becomes such a pain
never knows why things keep happening
never meant to cause such cain.

Stood in line to go to potty,
some in line were oh! so naughty
she flung her purse to comfort bring,
knocked an old lady on her *thing*

She tried to help the lady, stat,
who was so heavy, and quite fat,
her hand let go, she bumped into
another who had to go too.

A domino effect went then,
tumbling through the rest room, when,
somebody coming out the door,
knocked Mary-Jane onto the floor.

Moved her foot to better sit,
but shoved someone into some *bunny*,
stood with agast on her face,
someone landed in her embrace.

Lesbian tried to cop a feel,
Sister let out a squeaky squeal,
shoved the woman much too hard,
who landed in the outside yard.

Finally got to the stall,
but stinky water covered all,
walked out to find a cleaner one,
then realised that she was done.

With pee all over her black habit,
sister Jane, quick as a rabbit,
ran to cover her wet shame,
Then, suddenly felt a gas pain.

The loudest poop you ever heard,
bellowed, followed by a turd.
Mary-Jane could only cry
Hoping the smell would quickly die.




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hehehehehe, Yessa!!!

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  • cricketjeff gold member
    September 8

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    This is very funny but a bit tame for our poor Nun, she tends not to count any day as bad when fewer than a dozen or so people die in the near vicinity ...

    Thanks a lot for the entry, Sue and I are enjoying how others see our unfortunate Nun.

    Best of luck!


  • Lily Skie gold member
    August 13

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    lmao This poem is hilarious!

    "With pee all over her black habit,
    sister Jane, quick as a rabbit,
    ran to cover her wet shame,
    Then, suddenly felt a gas pain.

    The loudest poop you ever heard,
    bellowed, followed by a turd.
    Mary-Jane could only cry
    Hoping the smell would quickly die."

    Classic. This is great. Best of luck in the contest!!







    -Lily♥


  • C.I.M.A Punk
    August 6

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    Very funny poem! The rhyming and the story is excellent. Just correct "rabbitt". That's the only flaw I could find.
    Great job!


  • Pisces rainbow gold member
    August 4

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    Sealed

    another laugh out loud funny with a twist of

    you have a natural ability to ryhme,

    your always so much fun to read reminds me ,hey did check out my poem my fav. your in there.

     

    love, love , love your writes

    God bles sis always...

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