You know the ironic thing
is…
the buffer I get
the more I feel like a poodle
I think I'll go find Brutus
I feel like sniffing
some butt
See ya around the playground
I'll be the one humping
the fire hydrant..
… I just love a big fire hydrant
don't you?
Until then I'll just go on looking
mean and menacing
so nobody will suspect
A contest entry
- Irony, Satire, and Sarcasm (Quotes and a Picture Prompt) by Woodchuck4400.
666 points, ended September 5, 11 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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This dog must be on some serious steroids 
I'm sure glad I'm not a fire hydrant
Another rib tickling gem from you Doc
Best of luck in this contest 
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Nicely done. Great take on the body building dog. Thank you for entering. You brought a smile to my face.
Mike
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OH! MY GOSH!
If I saw this dog on my sidewalk, I'd be petrified with fear.
BUT, to balance out the terror, reading your poem just made me laugh and it warmed my heart. 
lol Your humor is always wonderful!
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