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Mmmmmokay

I have these five minute
in the middle of the day fantasies

of knocking on your door
with nothing more on than a tee

 

your neighbors stop and stare -

we like a little bit of exhibitionism

 

I bend over

 

pick up your newspaper

 

are you getting hot? 

 

and there you are in all your glory
a big and hard man...a hard man

“Can I come in?”





to be continued....

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just felt like stretching a little...

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  • csmmoms2
    September 16

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    Hmmm

    You're so sexy drippin' with honey and stuff. I think that part II will be ampted up a bit.
    Thanks for reading "Roses" more to come.


  • DarqSyphir
    September 3
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    More Than Most

    Wooow, leave me speachless. I like your style, its unique.


  • nevadapoet
    September 2
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    A perfect description...a sketch...I like it.
    Nevadapoet


  • ariazephyrzoe gold member
    August 30

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    Wow! This is really uber sexy...I wish something like this would rub off on me

    It's the most sexiest thing I ever read


  • nordicsky silver member
    August 28
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    You are so bad...but in the nicest possible way.


  • TheDr9fter
    August 28

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    Yes

    Yes you can come in--hot--inviting..
    You surely make me have dreams of you bendin over. WOW
    bw


  • sailor ptolema
    August 28
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    .

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  • pantress
    August 27
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    Just catching up

    Haven't been reading much lately, but good to know you haven't changed a bit, lol. Jennifer


  • daviscth silver member
    August 27

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    An awesome job of creatavity Lane. It's always a good ideal to leave them wanting a little lib more.


  • Mairi bheag gold member
    August 27
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    I am changing MY name to "Hardette"!


  • Tennessee-Joe
    August 26
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    I have hereby changed my nane to Hard!
    Hard One


  • A Prophet of 3 gold member
    August 26
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    i would line break this in sorts ... great capture of of such a fragment ... put a smile on my face

  • JohnnyD gold member
    August 26

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    "Stretching"???

    Sounds more like you're "Sketching" thoughts on the guy's cerebral cortex raising his blood pressure around 25 points? But, what the hell some guys have to be lucky don't they? I assume the next increment of this write is the creme-de-la-creme episode?? Sure the hell ain't tiddly-winks. That is unless your tiddly winks?

    sorry, just an aftertaste...err thought.






    Len


  • malmadre gold member
    August 26

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    anticipating the rest of the story...this could be better than the young and restless


    • Dalaney gold member
      August 26
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      oh, thank you so much for the laugh, Pat! Now, I am going to have to think of a continuation...what the hell am I gonna write???

  • Swangrnv gold member
    August 26
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    mmmmm

    nice! I mean...uh NICE.


  • paulcreates silver member
    August 26

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    What, you have a thing for newspapers...?
    I asked you to pick up the soap once and you refused...

  • Just a poet gold member
    August 26

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    I reach round you
    pull you to me
    by your naked cheeks
    and we kiss and we
    kiss and we
    kiiiissssssssss

    The neighbours watch
    slack jawed
    as I pull you in

    Is there time
    to shut the door
    before
    the tee hits the floor
    and you and I
    are one


    Next time, fifteen minutes please?


  • cricketjeff gold member
    August 26

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    Now this is a work of art, and that would be SO much more than a work of art, so much more ...

  • Thoughts-of-Soloman gold member
    August 26

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    Just goes to show, how eventful the potential in even just five minutes is!

    I think that the newspaper should be given to the neighbours who may have more use for it.

    Sol


  • MJ Donnelly gold member
    August 26
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    *Thud* OMG Lane! Woo hoo!


  • AutumnGypsy gold member
    August 26

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    Stretching huh? This made me smile as all of your works of art do Dalaney. Even a mere thought is beautiful when accompanied by your words!


  • Peteskid gold member
    August 26
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    ahh, tee time ......PK


  • arafura
    August 25
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    Just a tee? I'm speechless...


  • silverfish
    August 25

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    i've not heard this one before, but it's a very sexy knock-knock joke . . . 'can-i-come-in,' who?

    -grouchofish


  • Cannonsfire gold member
    August 25

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    hahaha OMG Lane....my fantasy too although I have reservations about which guy I would want to see this lol


  • moluv10
    August 25
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    keep on stretching dear. I love this! you can definately come in...


  • notorious gold member
    August 25

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    LoL

    Your title made me think this was a reservation...but it turns out it's the "real" title.
    Even funnier.

    No idea if you watch South Park (methinks not, are you too dignified for immature cartoons? LMAO), but one of the characters says "Mmmmkay" ALL the time. He's the counsellor &...anyways.

    "I have these five minute
    in the middle of the day fantasies"
    LMAO. Great beginning. It makes me think "Oh God, what's on Lane's mind?" I just realized this was in the adult category. But meh...practically all my favorites write sensual stuff, so I turned off the erotic filter. LMAO

    I think you'll find that 'fantasies' should be spelled 'phantasies', the correct way.

    LoL just kidding of course

    "of knocking on your door
    with nothing more on than a tee
    *is scandalized* LoL!! Some phantasy this is.

    "your neighbors stop and stare,
    we like a little bit of exhibitionism"
    For something in the sensual category...this is SO blunt w/o being er, porn. I LOVE the word 'exhibitionism' & now I'm wondering why the hell I never used it before!!!! Trust you to make me question my diction.

    "I bend over, pick up your newspaper,
    are you getting hot?"
    This makes me think of Elle Woods showing the girls "Bend...& snap!"
    This whole thing is like a chick flick, but funnier & with more depth.

    "and there you are in all your glory
    a big and hard man...a hard man"
    Jesus Christ! No comment. LMAO

    "“Can I come in?”"
    Another poem ending with a quote...coolness.

    "to be continued...."
    I can only assume this is part of the poem...or you telling your 1000 readers this will be continued.

    It looks like you used 4 periods, instead of 3, which is the "true" ellipsis.

    Excuse me. I must have swallowed a bottle of pretentiousness.



    Jessica


    • Dalaney gold member
      August 25

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      hey! you're not supposed to be reading this stuff! lol
      oh, and it's going to be continued....but don't you dare
      read them!

      • Cannonsfire gold member
        August 25
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        Pssst Jess has her adult filter turned off!!! She is a naughty girl but I think she's old enough to handle it lol

        • Dalaney gold member
          August 25
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          yep...sigh...i thought so. well, if she has to learn about this stuff, she might as well learn from us big girls

      • notorious gold member
        August 25
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        LMAO then start posting more Jessica-friendly stuff.
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