When mops go cleaning one by one, hurrah, hurrah
When mops go cleaning one by one, hurrah, hurrah
When mops go cleaning one by one
You can be sure as heck I aint the one
That's got a handle in her hands
That'll be my robot maid name of Fran… Sweep, Sweep, Sweep
When the sink is piled up to the top, hurrah, hurrah
When the sink is piled up to the top, hurrah, hurrah
When the sink is piled up to the top
One more dish won't put it over the top
Then I can go out to the store
To buy plastic knives, spoons and forks … wash, wash, wash
When the laundry smells of rotting corpse, hurrah, hurrah
When the laundry smells of rotting corpse, hurrah, hurrah
When the laundry smells of rotting corpse
I'll be teeing off on the golf course
When they can walk on their own
I'll beat them against some soapy stones… wash, wash, wash
When its time for vacuuming yet again, hurrah, hurrah
When its time for vacuuming yet again, hurrah, hurrah
When its time for vacuuming yet again
I'll be souse on tonic and gin
And those dust bunnies will multiply
Cause they out run me when I'm high… suck, suck, suck
When the cooking doesn't go quite as planed, hurrah, hurrah
When the cooking doesn't go quite as planed, hurrah, hurrah
When the cooking doesn't go quite as planed
Emergency 911 is in my hand
And I'll call and they'll come
But not before the flambé is overdone… burn, burn, burn
When the dishwasher is leaking soapy foam, hurrah, hurrah
When the dishwasher is leaking soapy foam, hurrah, hurrah
When the dishwasher is leaking soapy foam
In bubbles I'll be up to my nose
As it spills out of the sides
Cause I washed them with spring-fresh Tide… clean, clean, clean
When the tub & toilet grows moldy moss, hurrah, hurrah
When the tub & toilet grows moldy moss, hurrah, hurrah
When the tub & toilet grows moldy moss
I'll garrote myself with dental floss
Cause my home is no castle
For I find cleaning a big hassle
When the dusting isn't done I will cry, hurrah, hurrah
When the dusting isn't done I will cry, hurrah, hurrah
When the dusting isn't done I will cry
I'm a pig and this is my sty
And if you got a problem with it
I'll tell ya where to stick it…
Then I go down to the bed for a nap… I'm done!
A contest entry
- ~For Woman Only...Throw away that dishtowel...Write me some poems!! by Nature Song.
559 points, ended August 28, 11 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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I really liked the part about the laundry smelling like rotted corpse
and if laundry can walk on its own well I think I would be having some issues, that day I'd probably get some kind of weapon because yeah you dont see that very often. I think I would be a little scared 
Although your idea is much better (beat them against the soapy stones.)
Im beginning to like your kind of humor more and more. Its nice to see such refreshing poems.
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I'ms sure that took all of your energy just to sit there on the couch with your feet up and sing that silly song - definitely time for a nap! ... and time to take off your left shoe, 'cause you just stepped in doggie pooh... hoorah... hoorah...
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HA! Glad this earned a trophy! Love it! Taking it to Poetry Planet now.
Thank you!
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Omg...this was hilarious! Wasn't quite expecting this one! lol. Great poem. Sie
Good luck in my contest
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Dust Bunnies go marching one by one hurrah hurrah
A conservationist through and through hurrah hurrah
Let them all live, let them all run free
Out in the open for all to see
Now D.I.L.L.I.G...A.F................HOOHA! HOOHA!
Definite LOON Special here my cell mate
Shaking head while ticking clappies!!!
Linny
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Hey doc...I think we both need to sit down with a good supply of
s and 
s and compare housework strategies 
This is so bloody funny and I can see a nice shiny trophy coming up (well it won't be shiny for long, coz that means you'd have to dust
)
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Hey Julie, I think Trophies are a nice place for homeless spiders to build their webs... don't you?
doc
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Spiders
I don't like spiders
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CAN WE HAVE A THREESOME???
I can throw in a few good ideas!
Avoidance is my specialty
La Brat
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I would ask if I could join in, but I wouldn't want to ruin your "threesome."
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Couples are okay...you with the dust pan...Doc with the broom and Jules and I taking care of refreshments!
You ar most welcome Miss Buddy (If Doc okay's it)
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As long as its good clean fun.. you bet! you get the Mop
and Julie can get the sponge and I'll supervise
doc
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Only fair if you buy the drinks, make the drinks (if applicable) and let them take a break at least every 5 minutes to drink their drinks. I think the rule is one drink for every 5 minutes of housework done.
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NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND...
Jules can make thes
I shall serve the
s
and with you on thes
WE SHALL CONQUER THE WHOLE HOUSEWORK DILEMMA!
(Two lift bed while one shoves stuff under for a start)
Linny
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One for the women! HAHAHA!
Shook my head in admiration the whole way through and thought how much I would enjoy hugging you! Your humor is like the pleasure of eating an ice cream cone. JUST THE BEST! 
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This is so funny!!!!!!
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