Sister Mary-Jane & Nurse Ratchet

Now the good sister Mary-Jane,
as pious as the day is long.
Happened to ride the local train,
faith in her loving God is strong.
Sitting next to a cute blond nurse,
they strike up a conversation.
Seems they both suffer from a curse,
related with agitation.
Both have good hearts, yet ill befalls,
anyone who come close to them.
The dizzy Nurse Ratchet recalls,
this story which is quite a gem.

She met a new patient at work,
a beautiful Hispanic girl.
Oh, and one other minor quirk,
she wont give any man a whirl.
Falling in love with this patient,
who in turn does not love that way.
Making it known, rather blatant,
she was one hundred percent gay.

The object of her affection,
struck with bad luck time after time.
Prayed to the Lord for protection,
the drama is way out of line.
Seizures, memory loss and such,
taking a bad turn for the worst.
The complications are too much,
dying of spiritual thirst.

Mary-Jane can relate to this,
the two hit it off famously.
Both live on the yawning abyss,
fast friends they will certainly be.
Talking quietly to themselves,
not noticing men in the masks.
Who pull down guns from the top shelf,
going about their chosen tasks.

A shot, then the screech of the wheels,
train starts speeding out of control.
Passengers yelling, children's squeals,
keeping all calm becomes their goal.
A crash as the train derails,
thrown clear the two come out unharmed.
Confusion blurring all details,
training kicks in they aren't alarmed.

Working together, sister and nurse,
on the results of their mutual curse.