Beth on Meth wakes up in a flash,
She needs to check her secret stash.
But where’s the Meth? She’d like to know.
Its gone- oh no! Some more she’ll grow.
Sharin’ Erin walks by Beth’s house,
She wants to kill that darn plant louse.
But here comes Beth! She’s fuming mad!
She wants some Meth! She wants it bad!
“Beth on Meth, you’re addicted, I say!”
Erin explains in a well-mannered way.
“See, I need it!” screams an apprehensive Beth,
“No, I told you! It’ll cause your death!”
Beth sat down & pondered this thought,
Soon she was filled with deep distraught.
“I will not smoke! No- I shall not!”
Sharin Erin’s words- she never forgot.
Author notes
I was bored 
So I wrote a story.
This is non-fiction, by the way.
I just used the names because of the cool rhymes 
Nothin' personal, fool
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I just got to thinkin'...
Why is it "Sharin Erin" and not "carin erin" or 'darin erin'? what made you choose 'sharin'? -
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WELL, my ORIGINAL plan was for Erin to give Beth her meth, so she'd be sharin'. Then I just kept the name & decided not to change it because I'm lazy.
Yupp.
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OMG this is very good lol mimi! Why be an astruont and a photograhper when you could be a famous poet or a AUTHOR! lol with a side job as a photograhper cuz ur good at tht to! You should this into a book for the little kids like.. hmm.. who can i use for an example..... oh yea... ME! lol
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Well...
Read other peoples poems, they are FAR better!
But I do take a good picture
Perhaps I shall make this into a book, if I get around to it
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lmao, Sharin' Erin and Beth on Meth, that is so freaking hilarious! Haha, you used the word pondered I loved this, it was so funny. Dr. Seuss would be proud! There's a typo on the last line of the third stanza. It should be, "It'll cause you*r* death." Hilarious write
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Thanks
Oh & I'll fix the typo.
I realize Kara pointed that out too but I looked over it in her comment I guess...
Yes, ponder.
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This is so funny i love it. your an awsome poem writer
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Thanks Stephyy
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wow. just wow.
uno typo, 3rd stanza, last line
wow!!!
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& actually, when I was first writing this there was a character named "Kara Mascara" But I couldn't find a good way to fit her in, sadly
lol
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Thank you
I bet you'd be good at story poems
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pshh!!! lol i wouldn't bet...i'd be a bum with no money!
and wowzerz, Kara Mascara? FINALLY, a rhyme with my name!! wow! when I'm famous and that's my stage name, remind me to give you a barroll of dough!
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Well, ACTUALLY..
Whitney first told me about that name. Kara Mascara. Then I was wondering one day what rhymes with Kara & I thought, MASCARA! But he really got it first though.
Yay, barroll of dough!
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wicked
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You bet
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betting and kara don't mix, even with the mascara
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Mascara! I love Mascara IT makes eyes look cooler.
Lets make a bet.
Mimi likes bets.
But what shall we bet on?
You choose
Or I WILL
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I bet that I won't make a bet with you if I'm in my right mind.
Wanna bet?
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No thanks
I bet you I can go more days with no food without dying than you!!
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hahaha!! as if! i have waaaay more tummy tomas fat to survive for weeks than you do for an hour!
speaking of...lol idk what, it's kinda random...i kinda tried a story-ish poem...check it out!
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Well I'm going to try it anyways to see how long I can go. Then yeah, it'll be fun For me
How long do you bet I can go?
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Honestly, i think you could go MUCH further than you're gunna get when ppl notice that you're salivating on your homework Trust me, people get suspicious...
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I'll tell them I'm... on a hunger strike. Yes, a strike. I'm on a hunger strike until... *thinks reall quick* Until..
Err.
Oh, hey, I'll be on a Strike until the rents like me hang out with my guy friends -cough-WHITNEY-cough.
Because they dont trust any of them & wont let me go to Anyones house x]
So this is good.
ALAS I have found the solution
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Okay, I will try
But I think I'll eat an apple each morning [if I have school] because I NEED to start off my metabolism & my mom makes SURE I eat breakfast every day. Ugh.
But yes, I shall do just that
& no eating for the other times
It'll be fun!
But I think I'll get a better excuse for my hunger strike..
Hmmm.
I KNOW! I'll message you it, I think its rather genius.
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okey-dokey.
I gotta scoot...toodles!
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OMFG
this is THE single most amazing story EVA!!
i was in TEARS from laughing!!!
thanks meems
it's awesome and the rhyming sounds just like cat in the hat!! lol
thanks and GREAT job!!
Bethh
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I was supposed to be Cat in the Hat-ish
Cat in the Hat. Beth on Meth.
It's one in the same
& plus it teaches children to not use Meth because it's addictive & causes death
Thanks for the lovely comment
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OH. MY. GOODNESS.
THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU'VE EVER WRITTEN.
THIS IS AMAZING.
I... omg. wow. lol
(keep in mind i would give you a million clappy dudes if i could. lol but they only allow 3)
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Thanks Vanessa! lmao. It'll be a famous book to telling the kiddy's to stop smoking & the dangers of it.
All the Health teachers shall read it to their kids
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& you're going to be a Gym teacher, right? That has health in it too, so you can read this to the young ones!
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OMG!!! I swear TO GOD (or whoever the heck created me) that if I ever become a gym teacher, I'll read this to my students if it's still.. well, I wanna say available?? lol
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Oh, it'll be available
Available in a book store near you
God didn't create you silly- that was done by your parents
lmao or Zeus, the Greek God.. which ever your prefer.
Just kiddingg lol
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yay! my words werent 4gotten!
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You bet, fool.
lylart
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