My daddy hurt his legs at work
from falling on his ass
he was perturbed to say the least,
when ev'n the big boss laughed
My daddy put the Ben Gay on,
his inner thighs were sore,
'twas hot and humid all that night
just like the day before.
I was but a wee small girl,
that night I had to pee,
walked into the bathroom,
in the tub, sat my daddy.
His balls were swollen, red and sore,
bobing in the water,
he wore a grimace on his face
his pecker'd been through slaughter
He groaned and yelled and pissed and moaned
while mom laughed in the kitchen
I wore a smile behind my eye's,
so I wouldn't get a switchin'
Author notes
Ya' gotta watch where ya put the ole Ben Gay when your a sweatin' lol
True story~~~YESSA! [[ Thank you, Dustookie2 ]]
A contest entry
- MUDSLIDE HUMOR CONTEST ROUND #2- invite only- for all finalist of 1st rounds 10 contest ~#119~ by Roaddog Wolf.
1225 points, ended September 21, 14 entries
Honorable winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Well, What did you think?
Comments
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This was funny and enjoyed the way it was written to leave much of the interpretation up to the reader. Fun read, love the last line, "so I wouldn't get a switchin'"
thanks for your entry and best of luck in the contest judging.
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Am letting my imagination run wild here and kinda think it is heading in the right direction but truly have never heard of Ben Gay although the images you have put into my headhas me rolling around laughing.....am feeling the guys cringe but heck I still cant stop laughing
Very nicely penned.... Good luck in the contest.
Now I have to wait in suspense
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Very funny ole Ben Gay, put in the wrong spot, can sure ruin your day.
Good One Bud [best of luck]
Love
Don
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