I have spared no expense as I hope you can see
so you would know what your future as a writer will be
past the poetry pillars at wonderful Allpoetry.
Finding a gifted psychic on the internet
was money I knew would be well spent,
oh how she did have such grand predictions to vent.
Then I went even further on this special quest
even getting off Ebay, Nostradmus's fortune telling vest
because for you I wanted nothing, but the best.
Now the good news couldn't be any brighter
your going to sail as a pen on fame's fabulous glider,
having your talent to flame as the light on a cigarette lighter.
So grand and special is how the stars revealed your future plan,
to be such a unique and glorious quill wielding hand.
So here's what Cross Eyed Sarah saw in visions so true
about the amazing tomorrow waiting just for you.
Her mind's eye captured images of how you would will become
the first cowboy, biking poet under the sun.
Oh my the breathless wonder you will bring
until even the angels have cause to sing.
It is all true, I swear the seer did declare
this is nothing made up or impossible I sort of swear.
Why she even saw tributes coming your way
a panoply of accolades to honor your greatness one day.
So relax old friend, and hope this gave you a smile
because I know you appreciate I went the extra mile.
If by chance you found my efforts didn't cause any chagrin
can you steer me towards some bucks that somebody might lend?
Cause that psychic turns out had way too much taste for bottles of gin
and unless I pay the bar tab she vows to bring a curse and zap our rear end.
Silver trophy winner
Adding your comment:
hey got my front row seat already for the zapping of both your rear ends
there are many thoughts flashing in my head like what you do fill that with and is it a cowgirl or cowboy mmmmmI am off to ponder
Wonderful rhyme and the picture looks like Roaddog too. Cross-eyed Sarah..gazing into a crystal ball maybe..her predictions would be interesting. 
