A NEW CAR FOR EVERY VOTE (c) Copyright 2008 by Earl F. Hubbard Jr.
(from MUTINY ON 'THE LITTLE STAR' coming SOON!)
With two buffoons for President,
It doesn't matter who we choose,
for regardless of who gets in,
in the end - we're bound to lose.
The working folks will foot the bill,
no matter who's in charge,
and many will be homeless,
while the fat cats all live large.
A jack ass or an elephant,
are both the same to me,
making empty promises,
that we'll never see.
The status quo will stay the same,
while we break our bloody backs.
To pay for their incompetence,
they'll raise our income tax.
I think I'm going to vote for me,
and me wives will do the same,
This year when you go to vote,
simply write in your own name -
and send a message to the fools,
who love to bleed us dry,
Let's make up some better rules,
and tell them all Good Bye.
Let's tar and feather anyone,
who doesn't keep their word,
when they get in office,
for honesty's preferred.
Let's have a new election,
where the people have a voice,
without the usual rhetoric,
where we truly have a choice.
And if you want to vote for me,
I'll buy you a new car!
Send your votes to CAPTAIN EARL,
care of 'The Little Star!'
efhjr.
Author notes
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you have my vote.. and no car is needed
for I will be sailing with you on 'The Little Star'
Joann
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a brilliant poem earl I realy loved it and yes you have hit many nails on the head of the true realitys of governments you have my votecaptain earl
care of the little star wonderful take care captain we all love you
marina
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I'LL VOTE FOR VOUS ANYTIME MAGICAL MAN-JUST AS LONG AS YOU DON'T STOP PENNING!!!!!
PS.YOU HAVEN'T SENT BACK YOUR PRESSIE YET SO I'M ASSUMING YOU LIKE?!
HILLY XXX
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Captain Earl,
You got my vote, if I get a Subaru Baja!
I love this! what a great job! and you know you are right! We should tar and feather anyone who does not keep their promises! This country has gone to hell in a handbasket, and for what? Care to share with me? I feel so badly for all the children that are coming up in todays world, they are the ones that are loosing more than the rest of us! And yes that includes my grandbabies too!
Ohhhhhhh, you are getting me going on a rant now, enough! Get me the Baja and you have my vote!
and love
Nyetta
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Politicians the world over are all promises before they are elected, all hot air once they are elected and its those that have the least who usually end up paying the most. Over here they are taxing to the hilt and people are living in 'fuel poverty' because of the recent oil price rises. They promised to make a payment to those who can't afford to heat their homes this winter but then back-tracked.
My vote: Captain Earl ... a new car would be nice
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Vote on... I would My Captain
who will be your vice ???
Oh a new car too, decisions decisions.. has to be a sporty little number, and metallic midnight blue
Love the poem I think the same with the buffoons that run my country !
October recession here it comes !
Julie
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Honesty is always the best policy
LMAO! same old same old...no matter what, they always give you what you want to hear..then change their minds once they are in. It is always the worker, the poor and the needy that end up paying the price. Ever thought of running love? I'd vote for ya hands down. No need for a car I can't drive My votes in care of The Little Star
Wicked hon and so true
Love you ~sugar~ xxx
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