Squeak...squeak, that stuck up cat
Who else would ever think like that
A little shave, oh yes what class
For now the sun shines out her arse
Well here at M.O.U.S.E. we can't have that
Yet one more nefarious act of Cat
They took our booze, they took our cheese
They chase us 'round and then they tease
They stole our food, play jazz all night
And now they've hidden our daylight
M.E.E.R.O.W. have gone to great extremes
To take the light is simply mean
All rodents rise, put down your buns
Its time to go and get our sun
Throw down your bottles of V.B.
No longer make the missus scream
Rally! Rodents! March to the call
Of all for M.O.U.S.E. and M.O.U.S.E. for all
So here's the plan, yes here's the facts
We'll feed her Whiskas mixed with lax
Then hide her kitty litter tray
'Till we can see the light of day
Without the need to hear a purr
All laced with alchoholic slurr
Then once we mice have won the day
Upon the window sill will lay
A quarter round of Edam cheese
Recliner chairs to take our ease
Two cans of bourbon in a tray
To sip and greet the newborn day
Author notes
Extract from file report of special agent squeak the mouse
Still awaiting final report
M.icromanaged
O.rganized
U.nion of
S.ocieties little
E.ccentricities
(hope its not too offensive 
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In a list
A contest entry
- PICTURE INSPIRED...RHYME ONLY PLEASE!! by YoursTrulyJulie.
1500 points, ended September 23, 19 entries
Honorable winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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hehe, this made me giggle, i'll be honest ; how on earth did you ever come up with it all - again, as in other poems, i almost feel sorry for the kitty, haha, best of luck in the contest
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Glad it made you giggle. Squeak the mouse is a long-time character of mine that was created and exists due to the strange and slightly bent nature of some of the friends I have made on this site. It was a fun thing to create and although I don't write in that character often, he's always a joy to reprise.
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I wasn't here for the original Chronicles of Squeak The Mouse but I hope there will be many more tales of his daring exploits and will be waiting with 'baited' breath
The more I read the more twitches there are at the corners of my mouth...it hurts when I laugh so twitches are all you get for now
Best wishes in the contest
Love Margaret
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Glad you got a bit of a cheek twitch out of it.
Maybe I should start a new list to keep the Chronicles of Squeak together?
Thanks for the good wishes
Adrian
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Hahaha! I saw "squeak" in the title and just HAD to come read this poem! I haven't been busy reading anything in the last few months, but just couldn't resist. Thanks for the squeaky treat!
SQUEAK LIVES ON.... WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Well a good Squeak never dies...he just hides under the floorboards until the bar is restocked.
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We think it's been a year or more
since Squeaky's whet his appetite
we think he may, we think he might
just start to dry up this fine night.
But truck arrives with booze on hand
with happy thoughts of drink so grand
Squeaky is revived from dead
only to guzzle and pass out in bed.
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Go Bunnykins
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And I thought I was well rid of HIM
I still maintain He drank Steve's Whisky!!
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Squeak...what me????
I refuse to respond on the grounds that I may incriminate myself.
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Yeah ...keep ya squeaker shut or you may hiccup!
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Can't keep the squeaker shut if'n it's wrapped around the bottle's neck
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STILL LARFIN'
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You little shit...you have me cracking up here. *roflmao* Oh IF ONLY THE REST OF THE WORLD KNEW HOW GOOD THIS WAS "I love you for a Much Needed Cheek Tweeker!"
Good luck
Ya Sis
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Glad you liked the cheek tweaking
Ta for the luck
Yo Bruvva
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What a treat to read. Thank you. As much fun to read as it seemed you had writing it. Thanks!
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Thank you, I'm very happy that you liked it.
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Thanks so much for entering my contest Good luck
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Thank you, hope you enjoy the contest.
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