A TUX WITH TAILS (c) Copyright 2008 by Earl F. Hubbard Jr.
(from MUTINY ON 'THE LITTLE STAR' coming SOON!)
Wayne is very charming,
in a tux with tails,
and so he summoned Cannabis,
to fly him back to Wales -
to see if Ted 'The Tailor',
could make him a new tux,
for one thousand Euros,
or twelve hundred Bucks.
He resembles Elvis Presley,
with a grin like Benny Hill,
with a chin like John Travolta,
a willy-nilly made to thrill.
He's a rather handsome chap,
not a lost and lonely get,
but a cute and cuddly bloke,
as precious as a pet.
I may be wet to say this,
But if I were a queer,
I'd marry him meself,
and raise a glass of cheer -
in a pub in Brighton,
in London or in Wales,
for he's a lovely Englishman,
in a tux with tails.
In a tux with tails,
and a pork pie hat,
Wayne is very lovely,
even though he's fat.
He's Cooler than a cat,
Hotter than a dog,
Blinder than a bat,
Hipper than a frog.
Oh, I may be wet to say it,
But if I was a queer,
I'd marry him in Dublin,
and Honeymoon right here!
efhjr.
Author notes
# 33 for # 34 - if I'm counting right and memory serves me well.
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Earl,
You are a nut! You know that! This is great! I love the images
and love
Nyetta
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love this one hun
the last stanza made me giggle
Julie
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Oh love this one too my friend.
you can bring them on
like no end
so set the sails
and blow
and bring the heat up more
for sweet Jo
Riftkin
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wow earl you realy know how to make us girls smile with your wit and humor I loved this poem the rhyming is brilliant and its full of great imagery thank you for sharing my friend take care always love and blessingsmarina
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LMAO, DAMN EARL. He's gorgeous LOL!!! Not long whoohoo I loved it..I might just be on my way to Alaska for some wet white stuff
get ya mind out the gutter, behave..(SNOW!) I loved this baby..you always bring a smile to my face and brighten up my day. A pleasure as always.
Love you ~sugar~ xxx
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Very Funny I love that last line
Its been a while since I have read any thing of yours sweetness. But You still have it. I enjoyed this write very much and it made my day. keep writing my friend much hugs and love
Lisa
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