First my Mummy loved my Daddy and my Daddy loved my Mum
They decided they would love to have a me.
So my Daddy cuddled Mummy in a Mummy Daddy way.
Then they had to wait for months so they could see.
It was all a lot of effort but they tell me I was planned
And I was the very best that they could do.
There is another thing that I will never understand
Did they really need to get my brother too?
Now there is another story, that I heard from Peter Wright
And Peter has a sister SO IT'S TRUE!!!
That the things that all our Mummies like to do with Dads at night
Is important when they want to get a you.
First the Daddy looks at Mummy and his thing starts getting large
And the Mummy looks at Daddy and says "YUM".
Then they send the kids to bed and really sound like they're in charge
And then Dad starts making growling sounds at Mum.
There's a lot of sloppy kissing and a lot silly play ...
And then Mum and Dad start getting in the nude
Dad's thing fits into Mummy in a most peculiar way
And the rest of what he told me was TOO RUDE!!!
Author notes
This is for the ten year old in you.
I want you to write a rhyme or free verse in the voice of a ten year old child
explaining the facts of life. I want to see the world through your eyes.
A contest entry
- Boys and Girls and Life by Dalaney.
975 points, ended October 12, 17 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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lol... enjoyed this piece... altho when i was ten i was already living with my first husband. guess i was a bit advanced.
hugs,
georgie,
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Excellent---Very Very Funny and well structured with the unforced rhyming verse>
Congratulations on the well-deserved Gold!!
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BRAVO!
What these kids know these days. Whew! My grandson is nine.
Loved this! PERFECT! Congrats on earning the Gold Chalice.
Much Love & Respect ♥
Renee
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LOL!! OMG - is there no end to your comic madness??? I hope not. One minute you have my heart swelling to the size of a balloon, the next minute I am laughing like a mindless buffoon! Oh, I so enjoyed reading this. Love, Lane
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Laughed out loud... :c)
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This poem is hilarious
A great use of rhyme too, its simple and unobtrusive.
Best of luck in the contest.
Forever--x
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Laughed right off my seat!
You really do have comic genius Jeffkins-a delight to read again...and again...YUM!
Bumpy xxx
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Nicely done Jeff in your inestimable way... wonderful rhyming (wouldn't expect to see less) and a wonderful tale well told... all the best to you...
Ken
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wow
This is frighteningly cute...it's cute in that disturbing way. One of those...'should I be laughing at this?' And inevitably you do. Absolutely wonderful rhyming. I love it! Best of luck in the contest!
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Cute and creative. Enjoyed this one! Still trying to figure out how to explain all this stuff to my son. Maybe I'll just print this poem out and make him read it! Good luck in the contest!
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Very clever mate, and all the best
in this whimsical contest.
mj.
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well indeed, busy day at work, then what you do best.
I am sure your Lady Lane will admire this one.
Worth gold in fact.
Best wishes in the contest
Love
Passionspromise
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If A A Milne had had a dirty mind...
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