The Perfect Provider?

She refuses to surrender to any outdated ethic’s curse,
rebelling by spreading her legs like she was opening a purse.
So creative is her way of providing
what she knows all dudes truly need the most,
finding gold with every man’s lips,
motels her mine, car back seats so full of nuggets,
dug out of zippers with such passion for her labor.

Oh how those desks at offices behind close doors
offer chances for so many treasures,
and gained so efficiently while lying on her back.
Yes is the only word she has to remember
when looking for opportunities to bless t
hat bring a bounty to her member.

Giving so much to every guy she meets,
groans and grunts and sometimes a need
to visit the health department.

For she’s a modern and progressive type,
a real missionary who practices her position so many times a day.

Just a working woman who believes in having fun
while helping men to clean their special gun
having given more than one hole
the thrill of sinking his “one.”

Such a pillar of morality she is for all to respect
helping to end prostitution by her free tricks
being so kind to never call them john,
rather referring to them as her favorite “Dicks.”