I’ll get an F if I don’t show up for the test
I’ll get a D if I get a few right and miss all the rest
I’ll get a C if I guess at the ones I don’t know
I’ll get a B if I copy the answers from my best bro
I’ll get an A if I study all night
I’ll get an A+ if I answer every single answer right
My grade will determine if I pass or fail
If I get minimal wage or get paid well
Passing every test or quiz
I could be a lawyer or be in show biz
It could make me be a high school drop out loser
Or even a midnight partying boozer
It’s my decision which life I choose to live
Directions can shove me to be a doctor or big time executive
Wish me luck; hope for the best
Cuz I’m off to go pass my glorious Government test
So I don’t have to work at a strip club; showing off my breast
Author notes
I'll probley get an F! God bless
Written April 6th, 2004
A contest entry
- Shh... by imprisoned.
300 points, ended April 29, 2004, 19 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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I give it an "A"
I love school, but I don't do well on test. This definetly says it all. Then again, I like looking at breasts! Just as long as they're real!
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this is really great, you poems definatley make me smile that's for sure.they are really funny
Brooke
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haha!..so very true and funny..this is awesome..i loved the last line!
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Lol
...very funny. Hope you do well!
God Bless you!
~sweetgurl
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LOL :)
LOL
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I like this one. Probably because I'm a student too and can really relate. Good poem overall though.
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This is good, and you use imaginative rhymes. I didn't detect any rhythm. I love the sentiment, that we are responsible for how our lives turn out. Work hard for your test!
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these are too funny
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LOL
i like this one alot...well i just like all your poems really. great write
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killer poem dude
Totally dude, at least you understand you choose your own path and your poem makes me want to bring up my grades in school. -
Good luck with the test, just do your best! Hope you get an A*, so you can go far
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lol, nice one.
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lol..that waz hilarious an' totally kool! funniest one i've read in a while. hope you do a good job on the test--if it's az well az you've written this poem you'll get an A+
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Lol, this poem is adorable. I think you have a typo with "stripe", you may mean strip. You also may want to put "breasts" istead of breast, because usually at the slups they show 2. Good job, very cute poem. And *Good Luck
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awsome
Hey dude, awsome job! I think I now wanna pass all of my tests!
I hope this influences people to understand that school is important and you will use what you learn in it for the rest of your life. God bless
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grt write. i like it. i hate sayin' that i say it alot. but its true. kayla
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Lol... awesome write! Hopfully this will... inspire others to do well in school... we can hope right? Well done on another great write!
God Bless ya bro,
Jenna
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