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Lady I Just Looked At

Nothing to do, no words to say
Run my hand through you all day
So beautiful to me, to others you’re scary
I’m talking about how my body is so hairy
On my legs down to my toes
Above my eyes and in my nose
On my head and under my arm pit
On my belly and on my tit
A mustache and goatee on my chin
On my butt; outside and in
My wrist is covered galore
On my back there’s a whole lot more
All around my (I can’t say) and on my knee
No man has as much hair as me
Side burns making me look more like a man
Find a spot on my body without hair, I don’t think I can
Above and under my thighs
Hairs on my feet a quarter of an inch high
Like a beast that’s ugly and fat
But not as hairy as the lady I just looked at

Author notes

I'm really not that hairy but it is halereous!  God bless
I hope Melly and her dad can SMILE!
Written May 13th, 2004

A contest entry

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Comments

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  • irishmidnight
    October 7, 2007
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    this is AWESOME!! I sure cracked up...brilliant write!!! And it's so cute!!!


  • Ashleigh London
    October 7, 2007

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    MMM.... not really my personal cup of tea... but no reason you should loose points. Good luck in the contest.

  • Bluebook Pet
    October 7, 2007
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    Someones need a haircut (lawn mower)

  • Cannonsfire gold member
    January 14, 2007
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    LOL Ever thought of electrolysis or laser LOL, laughing til I cried, I know someone who is almost that hairy and he keeps asking why girls never stay in a relationship, haven't got the heart to tell him!!!!

  • Poet of Dreams
    January 14, 2007
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    this made me smile. the bear background was cool. i don't know if i have ever seen some one as hairy as the person you just described. i hope i never do. i don't think i will smile then. good luck in the contest

    Good Write and God Bless
    pastoral poet
    Ben B.

  • Mairi bheag gold member
    January 14, 2007
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    This is probably the best poem I have seen today... but then the day is young and the others have been dreadful . So thanks for the laugh, and good luck in the contest.

    ... oh all right, I'll give you a clap.


  • W B Burkholder
    January 11, 2007

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    FUnnie stuff, carckin up lmao right now, Man thats a lot of hair, domt stand around any open flames!!! this was a real fun piece to read and it brought a huge smile and a chuckle, thanks for that

  • Ezilana
    December 14, 2006
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    Very funny!

    This definitely gave me a smile for the day...


  • XXbrokenXXheartedXX
    December 6, 2006
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    wow

    this is very funny!! your crazy but funky


  • November 27, 2006
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    sweet

    Dude that is so funny nice work

  • RubberDucksAreHawt
    May 21, 2005
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    If this is
    True
    I'm sorry Lady.
    But your scary.
    And with you being soo hariy
    Wow..
    I really liked the flow. THe topic
    I might not have liked to see it on.
    But I liked how you put all your words together
    It just sounds cool/
    Great Job
    God Bless
    Dellza

  • Amanda Smart
    May 8, 2005
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    cute

    LOL--my cockatoo heard me laughting so now he's laughting.
    All the best
    Amanda

  • Imokon
    May 8, 2005
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    That really put a smile on my stern face. If you're that hairy, then that poor lady must be suffering from severe hormonal issues (i'd say gynecomastia but thats backwards.... hmm forgot..)

  • CountryCousin
    May 8, 2005
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    Funny

    Okay and yep I know the type of woman you are talking about.

  • lisargh
    May 8, 2005
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    thank you for a little chuckle, well needed on this here day,
    tee hee i know a man just like this, evolutionary throwback..
    Lisa

  • DamnUnique
    May 8, 2005
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    this is funny!!! good work. i thought it might be a mushy-mushy romantic poem from the title!
    anyway,well done once more. keep writing such hilarious poems...happy writing

  • dori-ma
    May 8, 2005
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    hehehehe lol !!! good luck this was great for a laugh lol
    im gonna read it again. good stufff
  • Joshuacrisel
    May 27, 2004
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    good luck in the contest this was a good poem and i will be reading more from ya inless ya already one or loss sorry i didnt know it says its still judging so yeah anyways good job and i hope that u win i have only read urs in this contest but yeah i like it so yea its a good poem dotn knoiw wat else to ramble about so i guess i better go once again good poem and i will be reading more bye

    Joshua
  • jealousdominatrix
    May 25, 2004
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    well I wasn't grossed out but I wasn't particularily amused either.....things even out
  • Gertrude
    May 18, 2004
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    haha i thought it was gonna be about a bear because of the backround but hmm you had me fooled!

    Forever Yours,
    Gertrude
  • miamigirl
    May 15, 2004
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    Very funny and strange. Is it a real girl or just imagination at work. And if it wasn't a real person, why were you thinking about such a creepy thing? I enjoyed it, something different for a change.

  • MagicLady silver member
    May 15, 2004
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    This is very funny, and I could visulize it while I was reading....are you blushing? Well, I didn't look at everything! Cute poem. Hope the lady hears about hair removal soon. Cheryl
  • TheOneRomeo
    May 15, 2004
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    So who's picture is that in the left side of this page then..hmmmm...is that suppose to be symbolic image of the person described in this poem??Hair is good it protects you from the cold winds.

  • randomatic
    May 15, 2004
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    woah, that was pretty crazy. i wasn't expecting that ending at all.

    cool. nice words, with rhyme and rhythm to boot! excellent job.
  • SHYFaith
    May 15, 2004
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    This is brilliant!

    It really made me smile... mmmmm.... furrrrr (Hehehe - ignore me!)

    Good on ya - I'm loving this!

    Luv,

    Jazzles

    xXxXx

  • prettygirlsduncry
    May 14, 2004
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    This is so funny! Good job! Have fun writing more! Heh! I love this it made me smile! thanks for sharing! Good luck in writing more! Much love
    Carrie

  • Plastiqq.
    May 14, 2004
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    are u talking about my girlfriends mom? hehe jk she kinda looks like uhh....hmmmm......*thinks* OOOO i got it she looks like a friggin beast hehe that was mean of me 's herself this was a good write and very very funny thanks for sharing
  • elvish eve
    May 14, 2004
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    lol man...that was hilarious...I really needed that..lol..great job man...keep it rollin! cuz...well...you should..and I said to...so then..take care..

    e.e.

  • queenie
    May 14, 2004
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    hilarious

    thanks for that.that gave me a good belly laugh.it is fuuny because one day i went shopping and as i was paying,the cashier had to be the most hairy women ever and she was a young girl.reading this reminded of that.it's all good though for there are those who love hair.this is some funny(on,i can't say that).

  • aubrey
    May 14, 2004
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    lol very funny! You have a crazy imagination and a great since of humor! keep it up! haha
    Edited on May 14, 8:56 because ''.
  • angeltear
    May 14, 2004
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    haha.. that is pretty funny stuff, clever write, i love it.
    Kayla
  • whisperssoftly
    May 14, 2004
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    good

    LOL- thanks for the laugh. Interesting topic to write about lol. I really hope i never see this woman. great job and thanks for sharing.

  • f0rsak3n
    May 13, 2004
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    LOL! That was good! I liked the ending! lol!
  • benson
    May 13, 2004
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    LOL - what a great ending! I loved it!!

  • Supersman
    May 13, 2004
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    AWESOME

    I accidental had to pee in my pants it was so funny....Oops i did it again....LOL.........HA HA HA HA HA AH HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhAHAHah.........TO FUNNY MAN. Keep it rolling like the hair on that girl............LOL.. Take Care bro
  • BlondiesRSmart2
    May 13, 2004
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    I love it lol Hopefully you were lookin at me though I don't think I'm that hairy lol well GREAT POEM lol
    God bless ya
    *!*Blondie*!*

  • May 13, 2004
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Catching Breath) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Dud this was awsome, sounds like a pretty hairy lady!

  • theuseofpronouns
    May 13, 2004
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    I got a good laugh from this one! rofl
  • sweet-k-88
    May 13, 2004
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    You're so crazy...it must be fun being you(LoL). Anyways this poem is awesome! God bless!!!
    ~*~Kayla~*~

  • Rizzie
    May 13, 2004
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    Joyus....very...er...joyus

    ...wow...did you like, go to the zoo and find a human-ape inbreed?...I WANT IT! um...well...its nice, it feels good to read a rhyming poem...even about hairy women...well...good job. i think.

    *
    ~Aria

  • sekushineko
    May 13, 2004
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    Intervesting...

    Awww..... Poor girl.... Maybe nair? Anyways Interesting Write...

  • LostSorrow
    May 13, 2004
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    DUDE YOU ARE MY HERO! ROAR GRRRR!
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