The men sit there knees held tight
All staring into space, faces filled with fright
"Mr jones" the nurse calls
Oh my GOD. he thinks she going to see my balls
Walking in with a tight hipped wiggle
Seeing the nurse trying not to giggle
"How many children you got then"
"Twelve I think, I count them now and then"
The Doctor smiled and with a pinch and a squeeze
Mr Jones lay there, his bollocks dangling to his knees
"Ouch" he cried
"Sorry" said the Doc, he lied
"Well that's it lad, you're done"
Now there ain't no where for them sperm to run.
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Written July 10th, 2002
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lol this was a great picture inside my head
i loved it
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hahahah, this is so stupid! good stupid humour is all i needed!!hmm, poor guy though, and poor sperm too
lol
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From smears to this ROFLMAO
what a diverse writer you are Gill. ROFLMAO
I mean they have it all wrong, women for the men and men for the women?? WTF??? LOL -
excellent
Very good. I was expecting a serious poem! LOL -
don't touch it!
LOL... you crack me up :-) -
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Brilliant and probably enjoyed more by the females here than the males!
~Colleen -
don't touch it!
As a tear went to the eye, a flinch went to the thigh. Please him next, not I, nurse, Bobbitt. -
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hahaha! so funny, made me giggle. :-D -
lmao..don,t think so somehow..they all seem to crossing their legs...lol..thanks for the replies..windsong silica and Falcon..
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SNIP!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
i wonder if men would love it just as much as we women do! -
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This ones defiantly a snip! -
don't touch it!
That was mad. I cannot cross my legs. Superb. -
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well, it made me laugh.
poor guys, eh?
i knew a fella who advertised his upcoming 'surgery'...
as though it would make him more desirable to women.
later, i found his wife accused him of several counts of infidelity. hmmm.
that's what vasectomy's make me think of: cheating men.
thought it's just a matter of association with past experience; i know that's not why most get it done. -
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Snip! I love it! -
excellent
OUCH......i was thinking about having the big v. now i am not so sure.........lol........ -
don't touch it!
tears in my eyes lololol :O)
oh gawwd when i was younger i had a rupture, damn those rubber gloves lol ouch ouch ouch gettroff :) -
your welcome citrus..lmao..always glad to oblige~GILL~
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excellent
heheheh.......nice to get inside information. -
That I am Val..my friend lmao..love ya..~GILL~
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excellent
OMG Chiily...you sick wench lol Too funny. ~~~Val -
thanks rubee and Elyse for your comments..lmao..got a wealth of funny stories from 23 years of nursing lol..will have to get the olde grey matter working lol..~GILL~
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excellent
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! damn fine write!!! -
thanks Nam..lol..ouch..~GILL~
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excellent
that was sick! i like.
:0)
Nam
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