The Doctor was screaming "where is she!!"
We phoned, we searched
Her embryos genlty dividing away
Time running out
The doc was pacing the floor
"Bollocks" he shouted
" If she isn't here soon"
Her eggs will be fried or boiled
The dumb bitch arrived
"I've been shopping with my Mum"
what is all the fuss
"Well my dear, your eggs are here"
ready to be put inside your womb
She had a look of consternation and gloom
"How come she said"
We all looked dumb
"I thought I could come back in nine months"
"To do fucking what"!! the Doc cried
"To collect my baby" she replied
This actually happened many years ago when I was a Gynae Nurse..lmao..~GILL~
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Written July 10th, 2002
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oh my
i cant stand this one
iam laughing so hard i almost fail from my chair
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HAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT! oh dear god, i cant beleive this actually happened!! wow, hahaha!!!
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wouldn't it be nice if in nine moths you coud just go pick up your baby, lol. it would be a lot easier though...but las we have to go through the pain, lol. this is one of my favorites of yours!
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HAHAHHAHAHHAH Nat.. You was never found on a door step.. hehehehheehheh boy you're going back in time with these girl..LMAO roflmao
thanks for another smile
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OMG how daft is that?? ROFLMAO
I mean if you could do that then everyone would have kids ROFLMAO!!!
My mam once told me I was a test tube baby then I found later it wasn't true, I was found on the door step
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don't touch it!
you must be kidding!!!!!!!! can someone be so stupid???????
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And why not? Make things a lot easier and they do call them test tube babies… -
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And it wasn't me, I swear! lol ~Gayla~ -
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Indeed LMAO. Only te second poem of yours I've read but both have been great. -
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Chilly chilly chilly....gawd what a way you have. LOL Val -
excellent
Enjoyable read. Very imaginative.
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lol..can,t remember her hair colout lmao..but she was stupid..lol.thanks for the commnets Aroura and dianes
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LoL! this is great!
Roury -
excellent
LMAO Ha haa haaa if it was only that easy!!! -
lmao hon..she was dumb..very dumb..lol.thanks for the comment~GILL~
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don't touch it!
hehehe maybe the stork would deliver it too wearing a batman mask :O)
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