Dental floss knickers???
Whe the hell invented these
Must have been a man
With an incurable disease
You pinch and tuck
They get stuck in a rut
And all for man's desire
But they will ride up higher and higher
The ultimate goal
Is to have that bum devine
And of course
No bloody awful visible panty line
So help me please
I want knickers down to my knees
So that that I can have some fun
Cause those dental floss knickers
Will get eaten by my bum!!!
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Written July 11th, 2002
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your to awsome with humor
iam having a great morning of entertainmemt
thanks
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hahahaha thats sick lady! oh boy! this was hilarious! hahahahaha, they ride up dont they
LOLL
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Oh man, this really made me laugh.Awesome. AWESOME!! This is just so great.
It reminds me of the advantages of free-bawlin'.
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Hey they come in handy you know? Put the on at the begining of the night and when ya come home you have lovely clean teeth LOL Cos they ride up that bloody far
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Very funny
Oh godl Gill you mentioned school knickers - I had a flashback to my MAROON one complete with a Maroon games skirt ( they were caled Mini skirts after this) - still wasn't as bad as my mate hers'; were the green of spring cabbage - oh I was so lucky I didn't go to her school.
anyway back to your poem here - it's bloody funny. And try as I might I can't get used to that 'wedgie' feeling.
lol Von
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ok so I seen your comment on another poem and decided to come and hunt down this poem...whew..took me frigging forever to find the dang thing...but glad I did...very very funny...that is why I wear grandma undies...so the dont ride up..hehe..I am such a dork...well thanks for sharing this, even though it was hard to find..hehe ~~Jenn
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don't touch it!
its hard to tell wuo's birch and who's burnt sometimes..lol..anyways i do agree with them....or rathewr i did but then i just remembered that my ex used to wear boys undies...more comfy she said...hhmmmm...lol:)lmao -
lol bunnicula..glad you laughed..~~GILL~~
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don't touch it!
hilarious..i love this. dental floss knickers..that's classic!
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don't touch it!
ROFLMAO...hahahaha....i needed that.... -
lmao Ian..aahhhhhh school knicks lol..nice one..~~GILL~~
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don't touch it!
lol *leaves you some big navy blue ones in the corner* :) -
don't touch it!
very, very funny!!!!!!! love it!
thank you , i needed a good laugh! -
lmao..ty Maltese Falcon..it,s a bit breezy for commando..lmao..will check your page soon whne my nites finish..thanks for the commnets
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don't touch it!
Go commando! An excellent, yet strangely erotic write. Loved it! -
Thanks Val and Lost Soul..lol..bum chewing ...lol..ouch...~~~GILL~~~
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don't touch it!
lol.....there not that bad!!! -
don't touch it!
OMG! You bawdy gurl! LOL.... Val -
ty ty ty lol..we all need a good laugh...~GILL~
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excellent
I need more of this in my life. -
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ROFLMAO .. Burnt .. geeze .. I'm a little nervous .. we think too much alike! -
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another simpler way to have no panty line
would be to go pantiless...
I got no prob with that... although it is not always practical
floss your bum
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excellent
rofl .. or go pantieless!
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