A Nurse looking for volunteers
For regular anatomy lesssons
So prick up your ears
Would prefer men, all sizes will do
Got the tape measure
Going to measure you
Have polished my rusty knives
Come and lay down on my operating table
You're in for a big surprise
Wont need an anaesthetic to knock you out
Stockings, suspenders and a nurses hat
Will really give it clout
Bed baths are an extra charge
Lovely warm water and sponges galore
Don't worry about the bed, it,s very large
Will take all major credit cards
Nurse Chilly is waiting to get your call
With kindest caring...oooooohhh matron...regards
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Written July 17th, 2002
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this was so funny . ilove it . I could almost see this taking place. I think that you did a very very good write here my friend. thank ever so much for shareing this poem
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excellent
wow...hehe Now that was outgoing. you know...your writing actualy inspires me. Justin -
don't touch it!
Do ya take cheques. Can I bring me dog and me missus, we haven't had water fa weeks, bleedin draught ya know. Chuckles -tj- -
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extra charge for watchers lol...Gill
i'll pass next time on the sponge bath had one before from a cranky ole nurse she was horrible and scrubbed to hard,,,
hmm then again maybe if it was a gorgeous build male nurse...lol -
don't touch it!
Lol Cute play on words. Well done
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Lol Wif..ok but that's an extra charge lmao....~~GILL~~~
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thought i would find HIM here!!
i have my eye on you miss chilly! literally its removable and i have it on your NAME....
wackes cripple with my purse.....honestly
umm i need to think.
Oh NurseChilly? do give him his bath, only if i can watch. i dont want to miss this for the world!! -
lol thanks LilMiss..your comments are much appreciated ~~GILL~~
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excellent
got a good laugh outta this one! -
don't touch it!
excellent!!!!!!!
wish i could write something as funny as this one!
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Thanks Sarah and Shelly...for your comments...~~GILL~~~
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don't touch it!
Exellent!!!!!!!
:) very cool..
thank you
shelly. -
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LOL This is cool :o)
Visit me,
Sarah -
thanks all for the comments lol..going to count the sponges ready for the rush..lmao..I appreciate all your hilarious comments..~~GILL~~
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LOL... i love it :-) You know, they sell those little nurse outfits at the adult bookstore down the road...hmmm....lol
Creative idea, entertaining read ! -
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'Struth..i can just see this in a carry on sketch...oooh Matron.
Nice one :)
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I have my own sponge, is that alright?
You don't know my wife do you?
I won't tell if you won't tell.... -
excellent
is there anal stimulation on your part?
lol! j/k
:0)
Nam
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