Sitting in my friends' last night
We gave her daughter and mine
A terrible fright
We had to broach the subject
Of the dreaded monthly things
Oh boy! How they did objest
Well we decided to demonstrate
A tampax of all things
You know what I mean...cotton wool and strings
As their bodies are looming towards
The cycle of life
Well they both looked in digust
And replied to us
We're not doing it!!
And we said
~~~Unfortunately you must~~~
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I,m hooked on hormones..lmao..maybe it,s because mine are disappearing..hot flush Hot Flush..lmao...
Written July 18th, 2002
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ROFLMAO
Those poor bairns, don't you know that anything they need to know they find out at school? When they play out with all their friends? ROFLMAO
Mothers!!!!
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ack.
i'm SO glad i gave birth to BOYS!
SO thankful for that.
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I have a 13 year old, well soon to be 13. Been there. -
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good lord, get those girls some damn pads!! or i'll turn you in as an unfit mother! agh! my tampon story was the second worst day of my life, adn no one needs to hear it, boys run when i threaten! pads are A-ok with me and i'm SURE with your girls!!
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omg this is hilarious!!
my mother thinks i lost my virginity to a tampon...didn't even buy me dinner...lol -
don't touch it!
the great thing about tampax is that it at least gives the crabs a chance to go bunjee jumping for a couple of days a month. -
don't touch it!
Yikes! Tampons ahhh I'm with Goz on this I'm 19 next month and heck I'm still freaking out!!! :) Poor Girls... lol -
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Great chuckle. Ever tried kick starting a cycle? Shocking when they backfire!! Thanx for sharing -tj- -
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addenum i think we had cloths in my day early 70 lmao
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don't touch it!
Gee Gill at times like this i am glad i had a boy lmao
Cute!!!!!!!
Love ya
Susan~~~~~ -
don't touch it!
you could always introduce them to a feral...that'll clear things up...or perhaps not.......lol
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Heehehehehe this is great! Woohoo ive found another English genius!
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LoL
I'm a guy so i can't appreciate the horrors of tampons the way you do but its damn funny neway. you could think of a less painful thing to do to your kid though (like flog them) -
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lol i remember tellin my girls....and when they asked how they worked i put them in a glass and my youngest said omg my hips will be 10 feet wide roflmao.......ty for the reminder lol -
don't touch it!
I won't make any comments about Arsenal playing at home. This is just the length I like in a poem. I start to get bored after the 10th verse. Well done. -
Lmao thanks Sen and Crazyangel..dancing tampons..lolollloolll..tooo funny...~~GILL~~~
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lmao..
I have nightmares
Of singing dancing tampons
Attacking my box. -
don't touch it!
Your poems are so hilarious!! :) Great write. -
Ian yousick puppy lmao..and for the rest of you guys..thanks for all the comments lol.../f :) :):O)..~~~GILL~~
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don't touch it!
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i don't have to deal with this!!!!!!!!! it feels GREAT! -
don't touch it!
that reminds me, we need to get some jam :O) -
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LOL. i love it, very entertaining and sadly..... ¬_¬ very true. curse life and all the 'joys' it brings. (^_^) nice piece -
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Cute..and true! Well put! -
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lol...oh man I remember my mom showing me those dreadful things back in the day...seems so long ago -
Thanks guys for all the hilarious comments..keeps me smiling..lol..~~GILL~~
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LMAO...they will soon realize it's better than the damn pad...well at least I say....
hey the teachers in sex ed in school hung tampons out of their noses....It was gross hehe -
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oh man those poor kids...glad my mam was to prunish to talk about anything like that..lol...so tell me what do you do again roflmao they have friends no??? poor kids my heart bleeds for them love to have seen thier faces tho lol
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I does hate it when me lady iz flying the flag of Japan. -
LOl Goz..we did do the pads thing too but it wasn,t quite as funny lol..this is just a snippet of the lengthy conversation we had..and Gabbi I,m with ya girl..lmao..thanks for the comments..~~GILL~~
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LMAO what they cant wear pads??? LOL i did till i was 19 LOL omg you terrified them LMAO.....
i sit and laugh at the thought in their innocent heads LMAO NOT!!
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