I got those menopause blues
Does that I can pause my man
Don,t have a plan
When I,m hot and getting flushes
Off to the bedroom he rushes
Don,t be so bloody stupid!
I don,t want you to play cupid
I want sit in the fridge, and eat all the ice
Because believe me right now
I,m not very nice..Hot..Hot..aaaahh Gone!!
Sits and waits for another wave of heat....dum de da dum dum ner ner ner na na......and the Menopause goes on and on....Feck!!!!!
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Written July 18th, 2002
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This is a fun write but the comments are even better, which is so often the case. Where do all these witty people come from after the poem is done? -
don't touch it!
Made me smile. my mom's starting to go through it too...damned hormones go whacky on ya 'tis a curse i tell you! -
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I'm a two fifty pound male and can feel the heat. I'll be back in five to six days. Another good one thanx -tj- -
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Awwwwwwww! Luckily im not quite there yet hehehe :0P. Never mind eh. Good poem.
Purple xxx -
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roflmao-sadly i can relate...once that wave hits u its like steam comin outta your ears lol.....ty for sharing -
don't touch it!
lol again : ) -
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*Big bucket of ice for you* -
thanks Web,Bro and Crazyangel for all your commnets..seems to be getting warm again lol..runs to the freezer ...aaaahhhh..lol..~~~GILL~~
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don't touch it!
You are hilarious! :) Applauds you! -
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Ohhh I have heard of this!!! I would hate to have to go through that too... One of the better things we guys don't get... All I could do for you ladies, is just wish you the best through these 'nightmars' you have to pay for the gifts you do have..
Well wrote and spoke!!
I hope this is not taken the wrong way... I do mean good by it... :) -
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So that's what it's like (it's nice to have a sense of humor about it). Another amusing little gem... -
Thankyou all for the hilarious comments...really laughing..tears..lol..~~GILL~~~
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HRT it has to be of these flushes to be free. But then again… maybe not, it might be better to stay hot! Oh poor women now I see, in what dilemmas you can be! -
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LMAO... Oh i can so relate to this. I started having my own personal summers about the time i started back to college. The only time i was grateful for those darn things was when i was huffing my butt across campus in knee-deep snow.
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i am happy my days are over. lasted bout 8 months.
hubby was relentless. had a walking hard on the whole time ready to pounce. i would lay down alot. oh dear me. to much information.
it will be over soon. chaste tree berries helped me. -
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I sense some real fustration in that one. Made me laugh though, nice write.
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don't touch it!
Hey Nam that would be a cherry!! Good vent NC that only a woman could convey. Men??? What the hell do we know??? -
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Feck? is that some kind of fruit?
:0)
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Have you ever has a 'rush' on a day with 39 degrees celcius and 70% humidity - I think I had a quick trip to Hell! -
don't touch it!
feck feck feck feck feck feck
lololololol ya big silly carrot :O) -
don't touch it!
very funny! at least from my point of view!!!! sorry for everybody who goes through this! my surgery made me skip this
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That was amazing, the bedtime night like a match, it's burned then it's fade. -
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Oh I can relate! But mine came all at once because of surgery! Glad it is over...once it is ..you will feel like a girl again...only SMARTER! I like these words! -
lmao ty Tina..just wait..they willcome with a Vengance..lol..thanks for the comment..Gill
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haha..so I guess this is how my mom is feeling right now...Shes going through menopause...women have to go through so many uncomfortable changes, while men hit puberty & their set!
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